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mom, jerk, total embarrassment

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

When my kids get homes of their own, if one of them says to me, “I didn’t realize what a messy slob i was”...oh. There will be hellfire. There will be heads on spikes. Some game of thrones season 7 very last scene shit.

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@DrPhil I feel not one ounce of sorry for this princess w her king sized bed and her walk in closet...get off your ass, get a job, and take your life back...plenty of us have done it

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@JacksonSull3 When he covered his mouth after he said “shit” im DED

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@LastWeekTonight @HBO Holy fucking shit...all hail you and your writers😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that was AMAZING

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@DrPhil Who’s payroll are you on, ladoris??

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@Mikel0331

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@Mikel0331 DRRRRRROOOOOOOLLLLLL

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@chellemybell22 My condolences! Ill send a card and a casserole❤️

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@chellemybell22

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@Mikel0331 Love that you’re wearing Pittsburgh black & gold 🐧💛

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@wildlikewhiskey Throw yourself a damn party any damn time you want for any damn reason!

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@creaturelives33 All natural liquid plumber...3tsp in a smoothie today and tmrw and youll thank me by tmrw night or wed morning

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@chuckstandup She’s let you live another day...but that could say a variety of things....

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@JohhnnyHash 22

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@jdstalnaked I think the word kombucha might actually be portuguese for “fermented, pureed rotting body parts”

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@RiotGrlErin

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@Starbucks your crew in Coram, NY is killing it everyday...all of them rock w a special shout to Kyle!

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@phalguy @Cecilia44790358 People like you leave more bacon available for me...keep doing you, sir!

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@badassjuliawei YAS

[Cat @UnCoolMom0403]

@JimHalpert__ Creed should ALWAYS be trending