MyExplodedBrain

On Twitter since ‘09. My whimsical account. DC-based former govie for some unpopular agencies. Former bartender, to boot.

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@CrookedMedia Does JD have the most punchable face in modern GOP politics? Should we have a March Madness style bracket for the most punchable faces? I always thought it was Grover Norquist but now I’m curious what the people have to say

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@cityaestheticss It is a “how to” playbook for making a great place with natural splendor virtually unlivable

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@eat_dc What did Frank’s used to be can someone save me some googling

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@SallyMayweather Oh shit, it was in @JasonKPargin ‘s “I’m beginning to worry about this black box of doom” (read it in like January highly recommend)

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@SallyMayweather Wait what did this just show up in? Some show or something recently what am I thinking of????

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@LilyInBloom3 In this economy??

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Kennedy Center Update

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@bradluttrell Also: exiting said space after snow (for rear wheel drive cars)

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@DougWahl1 @_busy_bee_honey This is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen and I lived in DuPont Circle for several years.

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@dieworkwear What are your thoughts on To Boot?

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@geyanastasio Thanks, Obama!

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@cuneytdil @WashProbs Who would have thought standing around low crime areas or at Metro entries watching fare jumpers for sport would have zero impact, huh weird

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Please @jonlovett @jonfavs oh please make sure a deep dive on this makes it to the Pod!!

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@Clark73095 @CollinRugg If such a thing as a Financial Darwin Award existed, it would go to anyone investing in, providing financing for, or insuring this utter and obvious disaster in waiting.

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@GolfTravelerJoe @BethpageGolf Pasatiempo

[Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame]

Here's my promised explainer. Doing my best to synthesize a lot of info here so check all my info; don't rely on it
So - the SpaceX IPO (SPCX:NASDAQ)

1/ Normally, a company with a massive valuation has to wait months to a year after its IPO before index funds are allowed to buy

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@SeeDaneRun @theliamnissan When people say “proud of my southern heritage” I’m always curious if they’re proud of fighting a war to preserve human bondage or proud of losing that war?

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@Seanfucious @RadioFreeTom As anyone with 2 brains cells knows, Congress created the bipartisan America250 org a decade ago to pull off the festivities. Trump gutted that for an entirely partisan MAGA cheerleading org - Freedom250. That’s it. Why deal with that fake-ass bullshit designed to fluff Trump?

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@TheRealFitzroy @thamosdeaf I mean look there’s plenty of humor in there, but most of it is in how little people like you understand what DEI initiatives are (vs what Fox has spoon fed you to think it means).

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@truthprevials @nypost Keep voting for Lindsey Graham but whatever