Untrue Facts Bureau

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Charles Dickens ripped off A Muppet's Christmas Carol in his rubbish book 'A Christmas Carol'

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Bob Hoskins was crucified by the Romans

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If you wanna fool around with a bumblebee you have to pay a fumble fee

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Corbyn has same curse as that fella from 90s kids show 'woof' where he turns into a dog at random every now and then

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If you drink 7up while playing a computer game, you automatically get seven more lives.

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SPOILER ALERT:: At the end of This Is England it is revealed that it's all a prequel to Bo Selecta.
Combo Selecta.

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Cookies from Costa Coffee now cost £400

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Calling you're self a grammer nazi makes you not seem like a dick

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Scientifically there's no difference between being pregnant and eating a burrito

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MPs, MP5 sub machine guns and Mp3s are different things

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Most Brits agree that the best way to spend an evening is to wank into a packet of crisps

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from Leviticus as they flutter by.

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Despite their fabulous appearance, butterflies are the most homophobic of mother nature's children. They can often be heard shrieking verses

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Early noughties TV personality Handy Andy was a rapist and paedophile who killed and ate his wife
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In the Middle Ages people were, on average, 3ft shorter than they are today

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McDonalds to branch out into cannibalism with McPerson burgers. They will be in direct competition with Mando's.

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The world needs another zombie movie and you're just the person to write it

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Donald Trump's popularity isn't scary as balls.

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5/8 people know. And now they know that you know.

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