UnHaikuth

A Catalog of/ a soldier's guilty pleasure/ don't tell First Sergeant

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@louisvillenoms No freaking way...

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@OmariJHardy protect the small guy/justice carried out by rage/ some heroes wear suits #haiku #angermakesanimpact #compassionateanger

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@Hardees hey! I had a GREAT experience this morning with Hardee’s on Fern Valley Road, Louisville, Ky! I do have a question, what are the nutrition facts for the BFC breakfast sandwhich?

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@louisvillenoms
Hustlin' night and day
Tupac once said about her
Peepin' ain't easy

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@louisvillenoms @Snapchat
A whipped cream glutton
Upon her blanketed throne
Christmas cheer subdued
#whitechristmas#TonyMonatnaismyhomeboy

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@louisvillenoms @MixThatDrink @Liquor
With backwards ballcap
And his affliction denim
"Sup? Try one of these."
#jagerismycopilot

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@louisvillenoms
my hearts desire
In that alabaster grin
And those sapphire eyes

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@louisvillenoms
Those stupid fuckbois
Taught their purpose by rappers
Both soon in a pit
#luke639 #biggie316 #gospeloflilwayne

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@louisvillenoms
All that's brown turns green
shadows retreat from the sun
Your heart swells with joy
#haiku #funshine #adventureclub

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@louisvillenoms
An unpolished stone
Beautiful in its own right
To the master's eye

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@louisvillenoms @KatherineTopmil This man you describe
Seems to play your heartstrings well
You call him maestro?

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@ShakespeareSong
Whenever you cry
I'll be here to comfort you
Hopin' to get laid...

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@louisvillenoms In all my travels
Practicing contentment has
Yielded the most joy

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@louisvillenoms @AshleeEats
This is int-tresting
Charcoal and custard flavor
Get in my belly

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My bosom buddy
Love and respect like few men
Friend closer than kin
#haiku #Leadership

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@RogerRiley20
Your junk swells quickly?
Your lover giggles with joy
I'm kinda grossed out

#TMI
#seewhatIdidthere

[11111 @fuq2fuq2]

Paperwork increase,
Grows greater my daily load,
REMFS are made this way

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@fuq2fuq2
Palpable disdain
Your words would hurt them greatly
Blue chord forever

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I'm Leaving
#My2WordNightmare

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.@moose_actual
I've been too busy
Working, but not at sea world,
I'm at your mom's house.
#haiku #micropoetry #haikuinsult
#mimsspecial