Noah Mustafa

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@worxradio song request.DMX ruff rider anthem for my boi AJ Brammer. Ruff Writers 4 life@RobConnett

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@UnHaikuth
Temporary truce.
Or are you just too busy,
Doing sea world shows?
#haiku #insulthaiku #micropoetry #Shamu #catchthefishyouwhale

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@epicurious #cookit Panko breaded pork chop with Dijon sauce over wild rice. Oven to Table in 30 minutes.

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

Because my best friend is an enlisted savage.
Lets go by first names. Said Nathen to the LT. Fuck yourself peasant. #insulthaiku @UnHaikuth

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@UnHaikuth What happened to us? Lamented his lonely friend. The birth control failed.
I'm still cool!!!!right?

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@UnHaikuth
Are you too busy?
Or are you trapped in your house?
Gilbert Grapes mother. #insulthaiku #dontbemadatme #imissyoubro

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@UnHaikuth
At least now I know,
My salmon can swim upstream.
Your Sardines can not.

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@UnHaikuth
Stuck at home cleaning.
Longing for the great outdoors.
So much for Sabbath.

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@WubbleBall My niece and nephew spent $16 for the wubblex. It lasted 30 seconds before it popped. Nice to know you like ripping off kids.

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@YETICoolers Makes a great changing station in a pinch for our little rambler.

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@UnHaikuth
When Nathen is sick,
a marine biologist,
Takes care of Shamu. #insulthaiku #plussizedpatient

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@UnHaikuth
After your workout.
I bet it's very painful,
To sit when you pee. #insulthaiku #haiku

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@worxradio #RobInTheAfternoon how about some David Bowie Magic Dance dedicated to AJ Brammer. We love you AJ!

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@UnHaikuth
Beer in my right hand.
Future Overlord left hand.
The nurses caught me. #haiku #micropoetry

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@YETICoolers Snuck my favorite hat and coffee cup into the delivery room. #BuiltForTheWild #mywifesnotamused

[UnHaikuth @UnHaikuth]

On every Monday
Regret capitalism
On Friday I cheer
#haiku #micropoetry #monday #whining #regrets #caseofthemondays

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@UnHaikuth #insulthaiku #haiku #StarWars
Our dicks as Star Wars.
Mine is a tree on Endor.
Yours is an Ewok.

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@UnHaikuth ughhhhh. #buttstuff

[Noah Mustafa @moose_actual]

@UnHaikuth #haiku #insulthaiku #E.Coli
Just like chipotle.
Your burrito makes ladies.
Feel bad afterwards.

[UnHaikuth @UnHaikuth]

.@moose_actual
I cosplayed Star Wars
The droid she was looking for:
I'm R2 DO U
#haiku #micropoetry #starwars #cosplay #nerdlove