Michael Helton

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

For as long as I can remember my mere existence has made people hate my guts..

I’ve been writing songs about it for 20yrs & it’s time to let them aht.. A LOT of headlines & narratives.. if I was to die, I’d like my kids to know exactly who their dad is.

🗣🗣 AUGUST 14TH, 2026

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Pat McAfee Vs Ryan Clark will scratch such a big itch, I promise.

Watch this.

[Michael Helton @UnRealMKH]

@fortnitejarcum @JoBakson2058201 @Craptrap0 @laui073 @HHernandez1333 For someone who clearly cares about how the twittersphere perceived your COD ability, .8 is ass

[Michael Helton @UnRealMKH]

@fortnitejarcum @laui073 @HHernandez1333 All this did was confirm the original "you ass" reply

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Lindsey Graham would be proud.
RIP.

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

lindsey graham deathmogging mitch mcconnell

[Michael Helton @UnRealMKH]

@Realneo101 If I am for 1 day, what he was for a lifetime, i'll consider that a W

[Michael Helton @UnRealMKH]

@jacksonhinkle Pussy.
Bitch.
Fag.
Cunt.
Twat.

[Michael Helton @UnRealMKH]

@LindseyGrahamSC

[Michael Helton @UnRealMKH]

@TomBrady

[Michael Helton @UnRealMKH]

@Bogs4NY Oh... is that how steel framed buildings collapse now?

[Michael Helton @UnRealMKH]

@Dispropoganda @JustaYTber Eurowhat?

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

The USA can still advance to the round of 8 if Mike Pence has the courage.

[Michael Helton @UnRealMKH]

@flapprdotnet @realDonaldTrump

[Michael Helton @UnRealMKH]

@nickthechad Faggot

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

If you are a US Citizen and you aren’t rooting for USA against Belgium, you are a traitor. No other way to put it. You can’t be trusted if you are rooting against your own country in the World Cup.

[Michael Helton @UnRealMKH]

@AutismCapital I know the page is called Autism Capital but God damn do you have to be so retarded? Listen to what he said.

[Michael Helton @UnRealMKH]

@PolymarketSport @EricTrump dis u?

[Michael Helton @UnRealMKH]

@TMZ

[AB @AB84]

Niggas traded their finals mvp to their rival team for fucking paul george lmfaooooooo