Dwight Simmons

My special "Who's The Master" drops July 20th! Co-Director Limestone Comedy Festival. DMX super fan and craft beer hound.

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Black men look wild taking a victory lap right now

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Trump has promised every woman a BBL in a new initiative called "Backs for Trump". Mexico is gonna pay for it

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Adult Summer Camp is this weekend. Tickets still on sale. Here is Sauceboss @zach_rohn and Headliner Dwight Simmons @UnWellSpoken interview.

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Jill Biden needs to sit up front, lipstick smeared down her chin, her blouse misbuttoned, her hair a mess. Out of breath.

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Biden about to have me out here sounding like Drake fans "I think the battle is pretty close!"

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I think Biden is winning but he just said "thousands of millions of jobs" so I don't know

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@TomAThakkar "SAD"

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NBA refs would look at that Diddy tape and call it incidental contact

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These betting apps are outta control

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@BrentTerhune They're running late so they didn't hear any of the "don't be assholes" announcements

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They be starting these games on independent comedy show time.

Tipoff scheduled for 7 but let's wait for some of these seats to fill and call it 7:17

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@sethvthem Lol

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I think he just didn't want to get called out for being a bad father in the next diss track

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Rudy Gobert (personal reasons) is OUT for Game 2 tonight vs. Nuggets

Gobert had his first born earlier today

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@megangailey Shit was horrendous!

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Every referee in that Pacers Knicks game is Team Drake 😤

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@TomAThakkar I am unable to speak

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Tyrese mothafuckin Halibreezy

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Dame out here taking his divorce out on the court. Chill out bro Pacers fans ain't have nothing to do with that

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@JeffOskay "Lying about mileage and merch sales" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Appalled that Biden hasn't called for a ceasefire in the Hip Hop Wars of 2024.