UnActivated Patriot

This is a Parody/Commentary account posting on the absurdities of living in a clown world.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

Life Changing Quesadillas in Exactly 60 Seconds.

(Well, it'll take you longer than that, but I show you how to do it in 60 seconds)

Ingredients:

- El Viajero Shredded Queso Quesadilla
- Tillamook Medium Cheddar
- Legit Mexican tortillas made with lard
- Actual lard (I cooked hamburger at the same time and spread some of the oil on the tortilla as it was cooking, forgot to video that part)
- Kosher salt to finish (go easy on it, I put on a little too much)

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

I decided the best way to teach this would be with a video instead of photos and written instruction.

Without further ado:

Life Changing Quesadillas in Exactly 60 Seconds.

(Well, it'll take you longer than that, but I show you how to do it in 60 seconds)

Ingredients:

- El Viajero Shredded Queso Quesadilla
- Tillamook Medium Cheddar
- Legit Mexican tortillas made with lard
- Actual lard (I cooked hamburger at the same time and spread some of the oil on the tortilla as it was cooking, forgot to video that part)
- Kosher salt to finish (go easy on it, I put on a little too much)

[Dem Saints @LDS_Dems]

Under new military guidance from Pete Hegseth, the LDS Church is officially classified as a non-Christian religion.

My fellow Saints, you can love these Christian nationalists all you want, but they will not love you back.

https://t.co/AWm3fRPEst

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

HOLY CRAP 🚨

Albania’s PM admits he eats children and says these claims will hit him soon.

This after Kushner bought the Albanian island and the case exploded.

Never beating the Epstein allegations.

[Interstellar @InterstellarUAP]

David Paulides: "Bigfoot is a human hybrid & it's real"

He told joe Rogan: "There's only one country in the world that ever took this topic seriously. Russia."

They sent their top scientists from the Academy of Sciences 40 years ago to study the Almasty - Russia's version of Bigfoot.

What they found shocked them: "It's a human hybrid that people don't understand." Not an ape. Not a gorilla. A hybrid.

One Russian researcher later pulled Paulides aside, holding his books, and said his DNA and lineage research was "100% fact" exactly what they discovered.

[Mack 👺 @mackswitchy]

Adam22 CRASHES OUT on live after his wife Lena The Plug filed a divorce on him after she caught him in bed with ANOTHER MAN and he blames it on her cheating 🫪🌈

“Lena has slept with over 150 men but when I do it it’s a problem, she just filed a divorce for my money”

[Muhammad Mazen @mhmd_s09]

One of the most brutal scenes in human history has been leaked.

Footage from an Israeli aircraft shows thousands of starving Palestinians running towards an aid truck, before it bombs and kills them all.

A video that the world must never forget.

[Defiant Ghost @TheDefiantGhost]

Theo Von unloaded on America’s relationship with Israel, no script, no filter.

“I do have a lot of uncomfort about America’s relationship with Israel… It just feels like a satanic regime at this point.”

Then he went deeper:

“It feels like he’s just been compromised by Israel, by this dark government over there… It’s f*cking baffling. And it’s sick.”

Theo continued: “I don't believe the Israeli leaders have any intention to stop that or they have any care for the American people.”

“If we don't speak up now our children won't have the chance to speak up…either by law or worse.”

[J.T. Alexander @JTAlexander]

You do not understand bears.

The sharpest knife you own *might* slice through the skin of a fresh salmon in one go. Maybe.

A bear merely grasps the thing and rips its skin off easier than you can open an envelope.

By the time a bear is within mace range, you are dead. Mace will not stop its attack. It will not scare it off. It might stop it from eating you after you are dead.

Bear Spray is approximately twice as strong and sprays three times as far; it doesn’t scare a bear off because it hurts, it scares a bear off because it burns its nose with stink.

Empty bear spray cans are a frequent find at the scene of bear mauling deaths.

Any woman that insists on “the bear” is a colossal retard and it’s not questionable. She is a woman in a bubble without the slightest idea of what real danger looks like.

You have *no idea* what these animals can do to a human being. Unless you’re carrying 12-gauge slugs, not even a firearm is an absolute guarantee to stop a pissed off bear. And I highly doubt it, because a 12-gauge slug would probably dislocate the average woman’s shoulder, if she even could fire the thing properly.

I’ve spoken to women who have encountered bears on trails. They have admitted that it was the most terrifying experience of their lives. One of them, an otherwise reasonable woman, pulled out her wallet thinking to bribe the thing—she was in that much of a panic.

Fortunately, a random man with bear spray and Desert Eagle was nearby to save her life.

You are a colossally stupid specimen worthy of being included in a museum explaining why women suddenly had their voting rights stripped in the late 21st Century.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

REPORTER: “How did you react to Trump calling you ‘fucking crazy’?”

NETANYAHU: “Sometimes we have these tactical disagreements. We always find a way to resolve them. We can disagree in the morning and take joint action by the afternoon.”

Translation: “Trump is my bitch.”

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Sean Strickland says he’s flying to DC to protest the UFC White House event 😅

“I already bought my plane ticket. I’m gonna bring the belt, get a big f*cking bullhorn, and we’re gonna go right up to the gates.

We’ll let them know what we really think about Trump and Israel.”

[Red Panda Koala @RedPandaKoala]

🚨 JUST IN- Chief Exorcist of Washington has been FIRED for his statements on demons and UFOs

“Statement from Cardinal Robert McElroy, Archbishop of Washington, on Monsignor Stephen Rossetti

The Archdiocese of Washington announced today that Robert Cardinal McElroy has removed Monsignor Stephen Rossetti, a priest of the Diocese of Syracuse, N.Y., as an exorcist of the Archdiocese of Washington, and ended all affiliation between the archdiocese and the Saint Michael Center for Spiritual Renewal located in Washington, D.C.

Cardinal McElroy said that statements made by Monsignor Rossetti linking UFOs to demonic presence and the Center’s recent use of social media gravely undermine the Church’s very precise teaching on the devil, demons and exorcism.”

[UnActivated Patriot @UnactivatedP]

Wtf

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu has personally thanked the United States Congress for Section 224 of the NDAA, which would merge the United States' and Israel's militaries.

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

NEW: A recently unearthed study has set off a tidal wave of outrage after scientists claimed it was 'morally' justifiable to infect people with a virus making them allergic to meat — Daily Mail

[ABC4 News @abc4utah]

A Utah man has created yard signs to raise awareness about the water usage of the Stratos Project data center in Box Elder County, while also fighting against water usage limits in his town. https://t.co/bqtRBAwR0A

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

JUST IN - President Trump lashed out at Israeli PM Netanyahu over Israel's escalation in Lebanon in an expletive-laden call on Monday, according to Axios.

"You're fucking crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this."

[𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐫 🍑 @peachgroyper]

Clocked that jew

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

NBC shot this SNL promo where Christopher Walken improv'd a line introducing the Foo Fighters and it only aired once because they received complaints lol

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

The Eiffel Tower is on fire tonight.

You are witnessing the collapse of Western Civilization in real time.