Barack O drama

My hobbies are breakfast, lunch and supper.
MSc water Engineering

[Barack O drama @UnaisKay]

If Indian boys from Durban and Lenz take up ambulance driving, so many more lives would be saved.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Bhai aise crop kariyo mai beech me lagu

[Alex Volkov @altryne]

This vid is way funnier with translation, he literally says "there's no shortage of talent in pakistan" as he slams into the cop car 💀

[K. @RotiKholDeyo]

has the potential to be our next international meme

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

If marriage is part of your plans this year, may Ar-Razzaq open beautiful doors for you & bless you with someone who leads You to Jannah

[BoknRoll @BoknRoll]

Had enough of being a glacial flood expert. Switching careers to avaition flyover expert this week

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them by hand, in cursive, the day before it was due, without even reading the book.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day l add 15 minutes to the next day.

This has truly been a game changer.

Tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 months.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

just did 1 push up let me know if u need a bicep to cry on bbg

[Dr Morphine @bloody_surgeon1]

Nikah without divorce.
A spouse without fitna.
Children without sickness.
Ya Allah, write this for us.🤲🏻

[Alex @VenteDigo1]

Cuando por fin termino de escribir con el control en la tele pero presiono
"borrar" en vez de "buscar"

[John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1]

lol

[HVAC Barclay @BigDickBarclay]

If I died today my family would load the dishwasher improperly tomorrow

[🐘 @sm4ruu]

“You smell good” is definitely my favourite compliment

[Scrumming Flyhalf @scrumming_ten]

🤣🤣🇿🇦🇿🇦

[Orion @Orionsplea]

A former Somali general moved to Germany and became an assistant manager at McDonald's

[alli @sonofalli]

if your girl:
- drinks a lot of water
- causes drama
- remembers everything
that's not your girl, that's a data center

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Underrated life advice: Become a beginner again. Join a run club. Learn the piano. Take up painting. Try woodworking. Plant a garden. Teach yourself to cook. Whatever. It slows you down. It’s a small rebellion in a world that wants you to do everything with some purpose in mind.

[Curious Minds @CuriousMindsHub]

Use your phone less.
Use your phone less.
Use your phone less.
Use your phone less.
Because attention is not free.

A brain imaging study found that smartphone addiction was associated with structural and functional differences in brain regions involved in attention, emotion, and self-control.

[Nicholas Fabiano, MD @NTFabiano]

Watching short-form videos deactivates key brain regions for cognitive control.

Your “stop” button goes offline.