The Unaverage Cinephile

A chaotic lover of film (and men) with opinions ranging from 'well, duh' to 'he went there.' Come and stay for the intriguing/contradictory perspectives on all.

[The Unaverage Cinephile @UnaverageCine89]

@28Seber @FilmUpdates "Another Round" was released theatrically at the height of the pandemic. Nothing was making bank around then. Otherwise, Vinterberg's movies perform modestly well.

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@joseph_perrier @lesbratprince

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@lukeofedtwt @MaxchineGirl I've seen "God's Own Country" and "Mothering Sunday" and can most certainly confirm he has a large...

...shoe size.

And cock.

[ennio @hallxcxnate]

Teyana Taylor intro being the best scene of scary movie 6 and it's only the first 3 minutes oh iktr

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@Ozoon_CA @FilmUpdates "Backrooms" is a great film, but hell no.

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@ScottDMenzel Between "Sinners", "Weapons" and "KPop Demon Hunters" spoons and knowing which Oscar nominee pops up in this, it sounds like "Scary MoVIe" is also a "loving" spoof of this year's Oscar winners.

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@saaaantaf3 @godhadtocreate Because that was nine movies ago.

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@NuevosVagos @BDisgusting I'm also convinced it possibly is. After all, Wingard and Barrett aren't strangers to surprise sequels, even if "Blair Witch" wasn't their best outing.

[The Unaverage Cinephile @UnaverageCine89]

@wnshorrorpod @BDisgusting I'm convinced from the trailer it is. The villain seems like an evolution of what David is supposed to be, only infinitely worse, the military agents dress exactly like Lance Reddick (R.I.P.) and Dan Stevens, if memory serves, doesn't actually appear in it, just a credit.

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@VeloraNews @JoseMLuna It's a joke referencing that Jennifer Lopez movie "The Boy Next Door" where the psycho teenager seduces her with a first edition printing of 'The Iliad', despite that Homer's stories and poems weren't printed until at least two thousand years after his death.

[The Unaverage Cinephile @UnaverageCine89]

@JoseMLuna Not the first edition of 'The Odyssey'* found at a garage sale for a buck!

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@TomZohar 'Midsummer Night's Dreams? That's clearly for a dystopian future adaptation of the Scottish play.

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@TGNL14 @MurphMixer_X @cevangelista413 It makes plenty of sense. It's just deep up its own ass about it and then coasts on the emotions.

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@itsandrewfrye This makes one wonder if Nathan was a fan from the beginning or over time.

And who his favorite models are. And how many are the problematic ones.

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@in_deserto @FreddyInSpace Since everything in the movie happens because of Christian school kids being taken to a screening of "Antichrist", pretty sure Lars would have a laugh.

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@Tom_Smyth_ "Ten francs may save my poor Cosette... !!!"

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@Ajiroshin_ @bigmonkeong MAYBE Göransson (and that's a big maybe) but filmmakers rarely, if ever repeat their awards run right after winning. Plus this feels like it could finally be the year the Academy pulls the collective stick out of their asses about Denis Villeneuve and what he's done with "Dune".

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@19406jkr @SpencerAlthouse With all due respect... you're a fucking moron.

"The Brutalist"
"Everything Everywhere All at Once"
"Killers of the Flower Moon"
"One Battle After Another"
"The Zone of Interest"

Those five alone are all-timers that stand with the best of the best.

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@stewartjerry253 @SpencerAlthouse Yeah, he should have just done like Christopher Nolan and made the most "pick me" Oscar bait movie of the decade.

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@ChuckModi1 Why are "Sinners" fanboys such immature brats doing a crippling disservice to the thing they love?

Both are stacked with character development; each go about them in the ways that fit what each is attempting. Pretending one doesn't to elevate the other is an embarrassing joke.