John Henry Smith III, CPA

tOSU ‘72, Former Accountant, 2x Inmate, 3x Divorced

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I miss you twitter. Please don’t burn down my apartment when the Knicks win Saturday ✌🏿

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@danthesportsdad Tried them, incredible.

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Free Ted Carter Walk-Out, Fisher Quad 12:00

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As a man what is more gay, being friends with a obese women or an abnormally skinny guy?

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If you found out you were Jewish, would you kill your nephew? #ThinkAboutIt

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My life has new meaning now that I have to become a billionaire to singlehandedly fund Ohio State's NIL efforts

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The servers at my local Chinese restaurant are faking their accents. My entire life is a lie.

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#ReleaseTheFiles

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Fuck this team. Worst fucking day of my life. Great way to end football as a student. Fuck.

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Dallas I am inside you

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Nevermind

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Can't wait to see Ryan Day beat Kalen DeBoer in the Shoe next November

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Ryan Day might be Jesus

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@RyanTernier @lady_valor_07 Are you serious

500/.5 + 50
1000 + 50
1050

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Julian Sayin and Jeremiah Smith might fix race relations in this country

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@theman17268 Just bag my fries bud

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My shits have a very distinct smell the morning after drinking

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Canvas is down, but PornHub is still up. #ThankYouJesus

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@theman17268 you would be on light mode #bitch

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