Uncle Allan

not investment advice

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is Luke’s Lobster a front?

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@junkbondanalyst Mouth-betting

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@OnlyInBOS least surprising thing I’ve read today

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consider calling a ‘half marathon’ half of a marathon given it’s only .5 of the impressive milestone

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@michaelmiraflor yes

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only recently learned Australians are annoying

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there’s nothing quite like madison square park

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@esegbona_luis what does tweeting paragraphs about 14 yr old girls reveal about how you were raised?

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@JoePompliano does he fall and die? actually, don’t give it away

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@MikeReiss @MikeReiss how good is @icelandicprov ??

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@aidy908 @Clevta No, you are

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@7000IB1963 @nickassad39 @benbbaldwin @fed_watcher20

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i feel like Michael Burry when I listen to Turnstile at work

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@BenjaminSWatson probably why his show airs on weeknights at 2am et

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i dont believe in open-faced sandwiches

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@Clevta good, wishing you and the girls a happy healthy. ive consumed more orange wine than times you’ve taken falcons spread this yr

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i’ve always found Patricia Arquette cute

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anyone else think the new JPM HQ is ugly and evil looking?

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it’s crazy that for $350/mo the @Equinox bond st closes at 8pm on fridays and 7pm on sundays