Uncle Borris

I was just chilling

[Uncle Borris @UncleBorriss]

"Nauzanga sweets kwa footbridge hapa thika"🌚

[soom ★ @soomtm_]

went to a cafe i frequent and saw two of my friends and just sat at their table and started ranting about my job not realising they're on a fuckign DATE WTF

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

"Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now take what's left and live it properly."

— Marcus Aurelius

[pradooshah @pradooshah]

broke no contact after 3 years and got a reply in 40 seconds

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me watching someone break something I broke earlier but temporarily fixed:

[another superstar! @mike_exee]

God will bless your parents for not raising you right.😭😭❤️

[DAMOLA 🏀⚽️ ⚾️🔞 @holardamolar]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.” realest talk.

[tk @tkisrage]

So Tobey Maguire is the only Spider-Man that organically makes webs, the others need web shooters, but that doesn’t really make sense lol, why can they not make webs?? So basically you can run on walls and have fast instincts but no webs lmaoo nigga you are cockroach man

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself is a slave, whatever he may be.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

We want the Death Penalty for anyone who rapes a child.

[blueface @bluefacebleedem]

Y would I chase you if I’m the one with the money

[Mia 💋 @mamaxoxomia]

But yall can ask men for money ???? Does it give bum when women ask too ?!

[Ms.Ifss♡ @_ifssss]

some of you beg so aggressively that you’ve convinced yourselves that basic manners should be followed up with financial aid.

[🐧🌊 @yanplm123]

Aqui na escola a mãe de uma aluna que dorme MUITO em sala de aula foi chamada pra uma reunião e simplesmente DORMIU na cadeira enquanto esperava o coordenador

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

don't make the mistake of being so understanding and forgiving that u overlook the fact that you're being disrespected

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

If you are actively ignoring someone, you are not ignoring them.

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Didn’t get a chance to see my wife’s boobs before I left for work. Day ruined. Fuck everything.

[Ezennaya🧊 @Chrisslimz]

Women are so delusional that even a single mother thinks she can get any man of her choice.

[karla♟️ @kxtuitta]

É inacreditável que em 2026 o jeito mais fácil de passar um arquivo do computador pro celular seja mandando pelo WhatsApp

[ً @artfuIchaos]

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

[Lola Bunny @lelzandco]

Bye my cleaning lady just posted thirst traps she took today in my house.
She ate tho😭