Uncle Dee

Poppin brewskis and playin Magic since the mid 1962's. Listen to your uncles. Don't be a little bitch.

[Abbey Sanda @abbey_sanda]

It was a great run for our Dover soccer players... we are so proud of you and you all should be proud of yourselves! #weareDover ⚽️

[Uncle Dee @UncleDSays]

If you smoke weed ur a fegit. Unless you share with Uncle D. Then you're pretty hip in my book. @KontraAlex

[Uncle Dee @UncleDSays]

"Anybody know where my Magic cards are?" Right here next to my six of Red Ale ya little shit.

[Uncle Dee @UncleDSays]

@RedBaronOwnz When you don't give a shit about pussy soccer games. Come Magic me bro, I'll kick ur ass fegit. #FiteMi #IRLFeg

[Uncle Dee @UncleDSays]

Kid made fun of my red hair once... I looked him straight in the eyes and banished him to the shadow world. #FearTheGinger

[Uncle Dee @UncleDSays]

Tried learning the electric guitar once. Decided that finger shit was fer little "pretty" boys and went back to mah brewski.

[Uncle Dee @UncleDSays]

Go hit up your last days o summer like no other. Grab some Busch Heavy, a pinch of Grizzly Wintergreen, your favorite Magic deck an go ham✌️

[Uncle Dee @UncleDSays]

I need a 6 pack of Plats, my red deck, and some orangutan titties STAT.

[Uncle Dee @UncleDSays]

Woke up this morning with a slight pain in my rear.. Pulled out a bottle of jack and 2 m15 booster packs.. That's what I call talent.

[Uncle Dee @UncleDSays]

Jacob: "How ya doin Uncle D?😁"
Me: "Drunk.. Ya little shit."

[Uncle Dee @UncleDSays]

Uncle Dee Says

[Uncle Dee @UncleDSays]

"Pop a brewski and play some Magic baby."