Uncle Gabby

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@account_thirst @kissinghigh One of us! One of us!

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@SummerHartxxx Smashmouth warned us but we did not heed them...

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@SummerHartxxx Hello, I was told this is where to get the free validation.

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@SummerHartxxx Cat Behavioral Therapy.

Alternately, Claw & Bite Torture.

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@SummerHartxxx Still left with most of a pizza and the rest of a movie. Coming out ahead, according to introvert math.

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@kissinghigh Yes, typically after a sandwich.

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@myfreecats You had such good likes, too!

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@kissinghigh Oops, thought I was typing in the search bar.

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@kissinghigh Big titty sad girl!

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@suckitude

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@suckitude You deserve some time on emoji kitchen today.

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@SummerHartxxx I could easily tell, based on the date in the bottom right corner.

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@kissinghigh Orange, I think.

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

Happy Valentine's Day to the various ladies of the internet with whom I've formed parasocial online friendships and who've shown me their boobs. You're all swell and I'm glad to have met the lot of ya.

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@myfreecats I'm doing avoidant-on-avoidant violence.

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@myfreecats It's good to cut down on Twitter scrolling. Also gives you more time to check Snapchat!

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@SummerHartxxx Fergully is one of the most 90's things I can think of, and I mean that in an entirely positive way.

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@suckitude Get in the Eva, or bazinga!

[Uncle Gabby @UncleGabbyMFC]

@suckitude (Forensic investigation drama voice) "Enhance."