Alec A. Head

Actor, musician, voice over artist, shitposter, pet-parent, bringer of yuks

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

@juniorbakeoff is like regular Bake Off only you have to watch children cry at the end of each episode.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

Diarrhea is now called “ASSpresso.” Thank you.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

For my birthday this year, I would like to watch an argument between Ian McShane and Brian Cox with Brian Blessed as the referee. Someone make this happen. #bellowers

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

Florida needs to offer up Ron DeSantis in an effort to appease the weather gods.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

Is Pearl Jam the best or worst band to be named after sperm?

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

Some days, I feel like I am fundamentally ill-equipped to handle what life puts in front of me. This is one of those days. #mentalhealth #anxiety #depression

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

@natcassidy Teach a man to fish, and he might catch a fish.

Teach a man to be a fish, and he’ll be a scaley manfish.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

Gene Lebell was a towering figure in the field of MMA and martial arts in general, but I will always remember him for the time that he made Steven Seagal shit himself after putting him in a rear-naked choke. Thank you for your humanitarian efforts, good sir. RIP.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

I hope that anyone setting off fireworks, thereby scaring the the neighborhood dogs, gets hit by a car blaring that Train song, so that the last thing they hear as their consciousness dithers into nothing is that dude singing “Hey Soul Sister.” Fuck off with that shit.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

4th of July is officially more useless than Easter.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

Everyone on the supreme court is a pederast. Pass it on.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

THERE ARE OTHER SONGS ON HOUNDS OF LOVE, YOU DINGUSES.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

They banned guns from the NRA convention. Let me repeat that for the folks in the back: THEY BANNED GUNS FROM THE NRA CONVENTION. #irony Fuck the right. Fuck your guns. Fuck anyone who supports the idea that an AR15 should be readily available. Fuck the second amendment.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

Fucking Vince McMahon looking like the sworn enemy of high definition TV.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

@richsommer Is it Gilbert?

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@BestBuySupport So far it’s been sorted! I’ll let you know if I run into any other issues, though. I’m just curious if this is a widespread mistake.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

So I ordered my copy of @ELDENRING from @BestBuy. They sent me a shrink-wrapped PS5 game with no disc inside. Has this happened to anyone else? I can’t be the only one.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

Prediction: WWE sells to Disney and its active roster has to take on the gimmicks of Disney, MCU, and Star Wars characters.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

@natcassidy Both are good. I’d do In the Earth first. Gaia manages to transcend the sheer, almost astounding level of Last of Us-plagiarism to the point where it is a surprisingly effective film.

[Alec A. Head @UncleGrandPappy]

This morning’s good idea:

Spider Man, but his secret identity is British registered sex offender Paedo Parker. Let’s pitch it.

Thank you.