Uncle Paulie Guanciale

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

@TartanArmyGroup Dear Scots,

Do not stop in Fayetteville. It may be one of the dirtiest, crime filled, disgusting cities on the east coast.

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

@psbh52 😂😭

[Carolyn Zacharias @heycarolynz]

Fleetwood is dressed like he's about to tell me how he skipped 1975 World Series between the Boston Red Sox and the Cincinnati Reds to "see about a girl"

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

Unreal track but just need to see higher numbers.

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

@psbh52 Not going to lie rump…

I think the USGA was too lenient w the fairways. Its the open at Shinnecock. Unc wants pure and utter carnage. Winning scores need to be over par at these type of courses and conditions. All they want to do is conform to whatever Rory wants .

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

@psbh52 Rump! Besides the fact that Unc is dealing w a potentially fractured tailbone after a drunken fall into his shower, we are GASSED up for this weekend. Love the picks! Tommy to the mooooon!!!

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

@sportsdailymed @LadyFromAkron @PardonMyMeme Yeah you probably watch ishowspeed videos you fucking clown

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

@psbh52 Listen Rump, unc is absolutely battered in bruised following a stellar performance at wedding last evening. I cant even think of placing a wager on a brown boy.

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

@Lo6162 @LadyFromAkron @PardonMyMeme I think your gay

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

@katyperry god damn you are fucking CHOPPED. Rat ass bitch. This is such an embarassment to our country. Move to Canada you dumb ass. #Disgusting

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

@factpostnews Tim Ream seems like a wicked big faggot

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When I ask my girl what she wants to eat & she gives me a direct answer

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

@yannispappas Jesus man why are being so fucking racist. So evident. Fucking lib cuck!

[Gil “Handsome” Hanse @NOTdaRealGil]

How will this affect Grant Horvat’s legacy???

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

Does this retarded bitch know her son stabbed a kid that ended up dying from his injuries?? “Didnt intend to hurt anyone” but yet drove a knife deep enough into Austins chest to hit his heart/major vessel. Yeahhh okayy. Nuff is e nuff.

[CBS Mornings @CBSMornings]

“My son didn’t intend to hurt anyone”: The parents of Karmelo Anthony, the Texas teenager who was sentenced to 35 years in prison for the murder of a fellow high school athlete, Austin Metcalf, spoke about their son and the trial in an exclusive interview with CBS News. Anthony's attorneys have filed an intent to appeal.

Metcalf’s father called the sentencing bittersweet: “Austin will never walk through that door again.” https://t.co/jeihZ2Vtxy

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

We live in a world where the third Wild Card team in the AL has a losing record and the Red Sox won’t even sniff a playoff spot. Fire literally everybody. I cannot express to you how much I hate this team.

[Henny Ruggs III @hennyruggsiii]

karmelo anthony found GUILTY #spreadthemcheeksnigga

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

@MrJerryOC @NYCMayor Bing Bong! Mayors retarded Jerryyyyy. Allauh akbar jerryyyyyyy. Bing Bonggggg

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

The guy cant even form a fucking sentence and all he does is talk about gaming and streamers! NOBODY CARES!!!! Make a change or im holding your friend Oreo Kevin hostage in my basement. #SouthShoreBarPie

[Uncle Paulie Guanciale @UncleGuanc]

@hen_ease As president of barstool and head producer of @PardonMyTake (best pod ever created). Ive be an a loyal AWL for many years now and i need a favor. Please get rid of this fat fucking retard Zac. Im speaking on behalf of probably 90% of AWLs. Zac is so fucking stupid.

[Rumple Shillskin @psbh52]

Fuck Karmelo Anthony