Rumple Shillskin

Golf Betting, Pro America, Crypto. Follow along to see what Rumple thinks. 🇺🇸 - Rumple

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

P with the Zohran Mamdani ball

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@garyplayer @USGA @usopengolf take that bar to the back like a man, GP!!

how many hot dogs have gone in that vessel since this picture?

-Rumple

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@nypost Oh, would you look at that!

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I just heard the fairways are 6 yards wider on average than in 2018. You would think with games getting sharper and equipment where it is, we would shrink the fairways a bit for a tough test.

Rory will implode and the USGA is taking note on how to make it harder for the weekend.

Tommy lad hung tough today.

-Rumple

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🚨 GOLF PATRON PSA🚨

Please don’t pick up a ball that almost hits you at a fucking major championship. What are you even doing there if you don’t know not to do that???

SHRINK THE GAME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

-Rumple

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@UncleGuanc Unc!! it happens as we get older, those showers turn into fickle little things.

I think Tommy Lad is so far overdue, he’s going to dribble Rory in their pairing today.

Not the first tee shot we wanted but this week is a marathon.

-Rumple

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🚨US OPEN CARD🚨

May the best man win this week, Shinnecock doesn’t look like it’s going to be friendly.

Tommy Fleetwood - 21/1 🇬🇧

Russell Henley - 39/1 🇺🇸

Tyrell Hatton - 43/1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Viktor Hovland - 65/1 - 🇳🇴

Aaron Rai - 110/1 - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Good luck and play well.

-Rumple

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@RepYassAnsari Hey Retard! We all know you don’t give a flying fuck about this. This is such a low IQ thing to tweet after backing Biden who couldn’t articulate a coherent thought.

Hey @AB84 ! can we get a retard of the day on this one?

-Rumple

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Hey Gavin - if your constituents actually looked at the stats of things that have gotten better or worse while you have been Governor, they would realize you have been pissing on their heads and telling them it’s raining for almost 8 years.

You’re a fucking loser and nothing will ever change that.

-Rumple

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Boston 🤝 Scotland

You’re welcome back any time ladies and gents! Thank you for treating this city with respect and dignity.

-Rumple

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@SultanOfTwat69

[Sultan of Twat @SultanOfTwat69]

Wondering when @psbh52 will drop his US Open picks.

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@BigSwingTempo Always next time BST.

Pros get “reads” all the time and still follow up with a miss. Bet on yourself.

-Rumple

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@jared_shult she would rest that cock right on your cowboy hat, partner.

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@pick_six22 Asante you’re literally fucking retarded dude shut up.

#brainscans

-Rumple

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@MikeNellis No!!! we need this money for a trans period parade so you can cheer for it.

Your mother wears work boots.

-Rumple

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Harry just say you’re the fuckin police buddy.

You’re also probably the little kid that tried to blow the candles out at every birthday party you went too.

such a gross corrupt event!! harry would rather watch grown men in drag wipe their balls on the White House lawn.

-Rumple

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@UncleGuanc One can only expect a top notch performance at such an event from Unc.

Im glad you didnt, he is a disgrace.

All eyes on Shinnecock. Rest up.

-Rumple

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@UncleGuanc

Sudarshan Yellamaraju

-Rumple