Uncle Mort

Grumpy old chap from The North who believes the world was a happier place during the Depression in 1926

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@BBC_ARoadshow
Sorry to disagree with tonight’s presenter but -
David Lloyd George was a Manchester lad.

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@GBPolitcs To the best of my recollection her majesty Queen Elizabeth only did one message around Easter and that was in the dark days of Covid

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@GBPolitcs When did someone invent, “The King/Queen’s Easter Message”?

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@BowlrSoftware Sadly the players uniforms leave much to be desired!

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Remembrance - At 11am Uncle Stavely and I will remember all those who died for their country on both sides.
Saddened, that many in today’s world have forgotten the sacrifice made on their behalf and lost pride and respect for both their country and even themselves.

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@ITVChase Today’s broadcast!
Which is bigger a glacier or an ice field? Ummmmm!
The Columbia Ice Field in North America has 6 glaciers!

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@RichKettle07 The Indian lads were right to bat on! A century after all is a name on the honours board.
However England should have done their best to then bowl them out!

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“Large”?
I think M&S are having a laugh!

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#askcorky @BBCSport
I wonder if the sponsors (Ambassador) of the World Indoor Bowls Championship are, “happy” with the uniforms being worn by many of the players?

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@bickers1969 I find watching men in pyjamas playing our, “glorious summer game” very disturbing 😂

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@blacks_online
Still displaying a picture of Great Gable in your shops and calling it Scafell Pike😂

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@ClassicFM
Was somewhat perturbed yesterday when Anne- Marie Minhall remarked, “How British the music of Delius sounded”.
Not unsurprising as he was born in Bradford😂

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@fesshole Using, “Dried Pasta” is sufficient grounds for an annulment😂

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@blacks_online
“We are the outdoor experts”
However this poster is on display in my local Blacks and sadly the picture is Great Gable!!!!!

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@ITVChase
Tonight’s episode -
Anna Leonowens never worked in Thailand!

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@Morrisons
#custardpastrythickness
Did I detect that the pastry in my favourite Egg Custard Tarts (Purchased this morning) was noticeably, “thicker” than usual?

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#WorldIndoorBowls
Really cannot understand why the uniforms being worn are so very unbecoming!
In fact - Positively scruffy!

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@nxcare 1605 from Heathrow to Nottingham yesterday should have arrived 2015 got in at 2240. UNACCEPTABLE?
Driver ran out of hours!
Wait at Leicester Asda!
Visited Melton Mowbray!
Ummmm!
Perhaps I will drive next time

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#UniversityChallenge
That was probably the most annoying episode I have EVER experienced!

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#WorldChampionshipSnooker
#MarkSelby
Congratulations to our new World Champion but also can I say how well Mark played and also how much I admired his attitude in defeat.
A true sportsman!