Phil

I don’t understand Twitter. follow my Instagram for tattoo related stuff!

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@Lee13HC @RyanMKIV Genuinely haven’t listened to Drive for a week or so now because he’s so stupid. It’s not even ragebaiting he’s just a moron

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@simhow77 @anonymous_darts She stated facts, he’s been charged with 7 counts of rape and one sexual assault. So even if he’s proven not guilty, what she said is still true.

Also, he’s a rapist… so he can get fucked.

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@AkumaShugi I think you mean snickers

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@keelysmith3010 @ODEONCinemas I’m the driver… you’re the co-pilot

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@KJ_1310 @mpc3839 I still own this one from when I was a kid 😂 the carlsberg has crumpled in the last few years but other than that it’s held up well. All the kits from that year are great though, grey away is phenomenal

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@realDonaldTrump No one cares you fat fucking nonce

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@JustEatUK haven’t had a reply since the 28th of December what is the email to contact someone at customer support

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@JustEatUK Day 3 of waiting for a reply, crushing that customer service now… @JustEatUK

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@JustEatUK just to be clear, because I paid cash you are refusing to help, and no longer replying to messages?

Great customer service.

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@JustEatUK @JustEatUK still no reply…

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@JustEatUK Already did. Didn’t get a reply.

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@Nigel_Farage Fuck off you absolute waste of space.

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@SkySportsPL @grok @grok how many appearances in the premier league does Richarlison have for his 23 goals?

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@SkySportsPL @grok does richarlisson have more disallowed goals vs actual goals for Tottenham in the premier league?

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@JustEatUK spot the difference, halloumi patty? Or two thin slices of halloumi instead. Try and get anywhere on the order page and just go in loops.

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@DoubleJezzy @StokeyyG2 Turns out he’s shit at both

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@cineworld with a run time of over 4.5 hours and Brighton Marina car park having a 4 hour max parking time limit… is there a way to make sure we don’t get a parking fine?

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@NBFootball @newbalance have you discontinued the wide option of your elite AG boots? Cannot find any in stock on website or other retailers, only heard good things and wanted to try a pair!

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@FyldeCal Lucky you aren’t down to 10 men…

[Phil @UnclePhilTattoo]

@jvst_exist Had the same experience, two people in front of us screaming and cheering at the twig snapping then that seemed to set everyone else off clapping and whooping.

It’s mad 😂 or I’m just getting really old and grumpy