Gecko Joe

Fertilizer Salesman from Bagdad, Florida

[Gecko Joe @UncleRumple69]

Wonder how Betty White is doing rn

[Gecko Joe @UncleRumple69]

Tweeted this once right after I got diagnosed with fetal alcohol syndrome

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Dept of War to investigate Senator Mark Kelly for revealing classified information about U.S. weapons stockpiles on TV

[Gecko Joe @UncleRumple69]

Shut the fuck up boot

[Tyler Dykes @Dykes4Congress]

I got a scholarship to UNC Chapel Hill because I worked hard for it

Only to actually get there, and be told that I only achieved anything because I was a White Man

And that I needed to “check my privilege” and basically HATE myself for existing

This has been the experience of EVERY young white man at some point in his life

So I joined the USMC instead

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

democrats-the pope is good

republicans- the pope is bad

chinese garfield- ooo john prease
make rasagna again

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different jersey mikes

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Edelweiss @Edelweissrturns]

gavin newsom wife confederate bikini, pregnant milky breasts @grok

[Gecko Joe @UncleRumple69]

BREAKING! 🚨: Im gay

[ISSPissTracker @ISSPissTracker]

🚀 ISS Piss Tank Status

Capacity: 67.00%
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📈 Change: +8.06%
🕐 Updated: 2026-03-24 12:10 UTC
#ISS #Space #Spitter

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

[Gecko Joe @UncleRumple69]

@alt_ccc RETARD

[Gecko Joe @UncleRumple69]

@EricLDaugh Me when I’m complete fucking retarded holy fuck. I know bags of mulch on the side of the road more aware of what’s happening. Unsniff your farts you bag of milk.

[Gecko Joe @UncleRumple69]

Bouncing on it clinically insane style at an inadvisable pace

[Gecko Joe @UncleRumple69]

This shit would’ve never happened if Cloris Leachman was still alive

[EZ @_EZ_1]

Couldn’t beat the hawk, without Tua