Sam Stevenson

[Sam Stevenson @UncleSamuel_]

*Bar Rescue Guy Voice*

SHUT IT DOWN!!!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I'm hearing from sources that the 49ers may reach out to Jay Cutler, these sources are me trying to get this narrative started, please retweet

[Sam Stevenson @UncleSamuel_]

@oneandonlyPOB Why did you erase my whiteboard?

[Sam Stevenson @UncleSamuel_]

I wanted to be the first to congratulate @RustyLord on his first full day of being WOWT's chief meteorologist. I've always been a big fan!

[yahu’s corpse @Late710]

Hyvee isn't just a job it's a lifestyle

[Sam Stevenson @UncleSamuel_]

I just dropped my mixtape at the dorms.

[Sydney Kobza @SydneyKobza]

Westside FBLA ready for Awards! #NCE2015 #whsfbla

[Sam Stevenson @UncleSamuel_]

Found a new way to become a millionaire.

[Sam Stevenson @UncleSamuel_]

Looks like I'm sharing with myself tonight.

[Sam Stevenson @UncleSamuel_]

Me when I got my wisdom teeth pulled

http://t.co/Syayzt5l91

[Sam Stevenson @UncleSamuel_]

Finals week be like...

[Sam Stevenson @UncleSamuel_]

That moment when you realize Tanga's future career is in the modeling industry

[Sam Stevenson @UncleSamuel_]

I wanna give a shout out to all the pear

[Sam Stevenson @UncleSamuel_]

What happens when you go to your schools website... On gizzogle

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Royals WALK-OFF! Salvador Perez hits a walk-off single and the #Royals beat the A’s 9-8 in 12 innings!

[Sam Stevenson @UncleSamuel_]

My excuse for my homework not being all done tomorrow: The Royals game

[Sam Stevenson @UncleSamuel_]

I think my fortune cookie is rather old...