Uncle Shitty 🤎💩

none of us is clean, but some are truly filthy | all opinions expressed here are your fault | do you REALLY think I’m proud of *this*??🫤🤷‍♂️😐 #GetShitty 🤎

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

🎼🎶So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell, Bluesky’s from *pain*
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?🎶

Uncle Shitty here, THERE, and everywhere.**
(**so stable he now refers to hisself in the 3rd person❤️💩)

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

@anniebloggs @AbubakerAbedW @donjefferis214 @FIFAcom

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

@JamesTate121 Kind of like claiming that an election was stollen(tm) then an election was *actually* stolen, sweeping over the world killing thousands.

@realDonaldTrump is illegitimate and should be removed from an office that he never should have occupied in the first place.

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

@HunterBiden @real_steelee @mickeyy909 Selling paintings isn’t illegal, and knowing the president doesn’t make doing so any less legal or moral.

On merit, the “scandal” involving you in that regard is among the least interesting distractions in political history, but it DOES show unserious we are as a country.🚩🚩🚩

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

@glenn_tunes @Saxondk Anyone got a spare guillotine?😐

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

@charise_lee Pelle is no hero — the fact that he chose to WAIT so long is OUTRAGEOUS.

We’ve known for MONTHS that @StephenAtHome (Stephen Colbert) was going to be fired; Pelle didn’t say ANYTHING.

This wasn’t a commencement address. It was grandstanding.

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

@reefomadness THAT looks amazing!!🤯🥵

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

https://t.co/250kORe0hk

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

@MAGACult2 The only correct move for California is to vote for anyone — and I mean ANYONE — besides Hilton.

At least for now (and likely for the next 10yrs), there isn’t a single meaningful set of meaningful, cohesive, *QUALITY* policy goals that *any* “Republican” could reasonably offer.

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

@mmpadellan @MaryPopppp Oh, it’s real…

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

@TheTNHoller @slcarleton @IvankaTrump: “This is increasingly how people want to live.”

Luxury solutions imply exclusivity; we already have plenty of inaccessible housing.

She’s horrifically out-of-touch and conveniently distracted from the truth of her lifestyle.

Billionaires are *THE* Problem…

[Marcus d’Osint 🎒🕊️ @WarFrontIntel]

The onion never misses. 😂

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

CBS just fired longtime 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley after he spoke out against the network's Trumpian turn under Bari Weiss and the Ellisons.

Make no mistake: Trump is using the power of the state to help his billionaire pals control the media.

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

Unquestionably the most concise, accurate assessment describing the problem with the Trump administration, and the absolutely erroneous understanding by the MAGA dipshits who support it…

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

JUST IN: Albania is on fire right now.

Over 300,000 people shutting down the capital.

They refuse to hand their land to Jewish billionaires.

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

@maddenifico Bari, bari unWeiss…

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

@giveashitnature I went to school with a guy named Brian Marsh.

He had the personality of a deflated balloon, and should’ve been fined $500 all of the time.😐🤷‍♂️

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

@NoLieWithBTC @SanoianDesigns Media of the oligarchy RARELY EVEN HOPES to find a semblance of deep truth anyway, but an autocratic takeover by the likes of the Ellisons will CERTAINLY seek to *actively* BURY truths.

Like so many other already-flawed institutions, legacy media will now morph into monstrosity.

[Uncle Shitty 🤎💩 @UncleShitty]

@JaxHarley5 @AmberWoods100 The system of “education” in the U.S. produces the most propagandized population in the world…who, upon being indoctrinated, spread that propaganda worldwide. That has been the cycle for 200yrs.

Now, people see the U.S. for the bully it has ALWAYS been.

https://t.co/hftBQWpeZ4

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“ALBANIA FOR ALBANIANS!”

Massive protests against Ivanka Trump & Kushner’s luxury private island project in the Mediterranean and the corruption that is enabling it, as the Trumps continue to personally profit while in office.

[Covie @covie_93]

Hunter Biden is out of f*cks and I'm here for it.