Uncle Vinny

I'm a mountain man, and I love mountin' women!

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

According to a survey conducted of my immediate family (those actually living at my home), 31,000 voted that Joe Biden is a bumbling moron who doesn't know his ass from his elbow.

There were no dissenting votes.

Votes tabulated and verified by Dominion Voting Machines.

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

Why are they sending 20,000 National Guard to the Capitol to protect Joe Biden?

Shouldn't they be sending social workers?

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

Does the new wall around the capitol mean that Democrats finally agree that walls work, or have they simply imprisoned the criminals inside?

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

MeWe is a bit weird.

There are people that I want nothing to do with shown as "invited" (to be friends). WTF?

And GAB social loads like I'm on a 14 kps dialup in 1995.

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

@TMZ @TooFab Who cares what any actor thinks, but especially not a washed up loser like him.

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

Academia has gotten it wrong for decades.

They forced Latin and French upon Baby Boomers, when Chinese or Spanish were already better choices.

And algebra.

Now they're pushing gender studies, liberal arts, ethnic history, and other thoroughly useless degrees.

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

I was recently scammed online.

I ordered some expensive jewellery for my wife, but they sent me a new gun and some ammo ....

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

@tedlieu @davidcicilline @RepRaskin @HouseJudiciary So, you want to be a two time loser, huh?

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

Liberals started the cancel culture, so conservatives should join them:

Cancel Facebook, go MeWe;

Cancel Twitter, go Parler;

Cancel Amazon, go eBay or AliBaba;

Cancel Google, go Bing.

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

If you've wondered about the sanity of people in Georgia, remember they voted for:

Hank Johnson, who worried that Guam might capsize; and

Dar'shun Kendrick, who thought that actual coyotes were smuggling babies across the border.

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

Today's new words:

Recomwomended
Disappointwoment
Sewomen
Hywomen
Acuwomen
Womentor
Cewoment
Womenial
Womental
Mewomento
Womenial
Ailwoment
Comwoment
Regiwoment
Ferwoment
Abdowomen
Garwoment
Womenstrual
Sediwoment

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

Trump: I need $5 billion for a wall to protect our southern border.

NO!

Pelosi: I need $700 billion to send to other countries.

OK!

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

I don't want to worry you guys, but 12 February is the first day of the Chinese Year of the Ox.

An ox can also be called a bull.

Just sayin' ......

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

I just received a New Year's Eve
ban from Twitter, but at least
they allowed me to delete the
tweet for my account to be immediately restored.

Definitely more reasonable than the Facebook gestapo under Fuhrer Zuckerbergschwein.

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

Last year, my resolution was to give up guns, drinking, smoking and sex.

It was the worst 10 minutes of my life!

This year my resolution is not to do CrossFit, become a vegan, or go transgender.

I feel confident of success!

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

Australia has a total of 227 people in the Senate and House for a population of 25 million.

The USA has a total of 535 people in the Senate and House for a population of 325 million.

What's wrong with this picture?

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

When an female suspect under arrest gets body searched by a female cop, what's the protocol if the female cop is a lesbian?

Asking for a friend.

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

Last year, my resolution was to give up guns, drinking, smoking and sex.

It was the worst 10 minutes of life.

Not doing that again!

[Uncle Vinny @UncleVinny6]

Isn't there anyone in Congress who has the decency, and the balls, to put forward a singular-objective covid relief bill that gives funds directly to the people and no other entity?

No domestic or foreign government or corporate beneficiaries.

Just for the people.