Uncle Flip

A strange, easily amused UU Alabamian. May be the son of Sasquatch.

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@laurenboebert So right off the top you're assuming that any post like this is intended to get people angry.

I don't think everyone has the same anger requirement you do.

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@laurenboebert So..... The 'lawfare of the left' is what you're calling a case that was brought by a group of :::checks notes::: Republicans?

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@laurenboebert Would your date for Beetlejuice describe what you did to him in the auditorium as an encounter at his Southern border?

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@MarkHamill Agreed. One of my favorite stories was about the first time he met Steve Martin, when he went over to his house. He saw a lot of the artwork hanging there, and asked Steve how he could afford that art, saying he had seen Steve's work. :-)

Of course, they became fast friends.

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Pumpkin spice is what thaws out Mariah Carey every year.

I hope you people are happy. I'm going to blame you, as soon as I start hearing that horrible song non-stop.

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@DanRather I still love to do homemade ice cream. My current favorite is a little bit off the regular ice cream path. I start with a cream cheese ice cream base, and flavor it with cardamom chai powder. It is insanely delicious!

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@Jayeno1 @JustinAHorwitz It happens. A local actor here, Glenn Shadix (who played Otho in Beetlejuice) also fell in a home in which he had lived for years, and died as a result.

As others have said, it is not uncommon.

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@CZeihr @LisaCypher @CWarnagiris @JustinAHorwitz See that little barren gray patch with lettering on it right in the middle?

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@SpeakerMcCarthy Gotta show people around so they know the lay of the land for the next insurrection, right? :)

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@SpeakerMcCarthy If you don't work on legislation- instead of focusing every fiber of your being on going after the Bidens, voters will come after you.

Why did you want this job, if you don't plan on doing it?

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@SpeakerMcCarthy Hands up anyone who thinks a party more intent on seeing Biden fail, than seeing the nation succeed, can hold a fair and impartial House investigation.

No one?

Not a surprise.

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@IronStarQuaint @dss1979nj @ChidiNwatu @Acyn Even worse, Doug Jones didn't exactly win in a landslide, over a guy who very likely sexually assaulted teenagers, yet still managed used his image as a good upstanding Christian man as a crutch (and a big money maker) - and was removed from State office *twice*.

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@ElysaSmith @dss1979nj @ChidiNwatu @Acyn The sad thing is, we even had to reach down into Florida to find this guy. He hasn't lived in Alabama since he was a football coach (his only qualification, if it is one) ages ago.

At least the capable and intelligent person interviewing him actually IS from Alabama.

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@MarkHamill Reminds me of some years back, when Ray Charles came up in conversation, and some teenagers asked me who he was. I was going to ask if they had seen the Pepsi commercials with the blind pianist, but I realized they were too young to even know THAT.

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@5StarSenior Just a quick alert that water has been out at your Morningside facility in Vestavia Hills Alabama since last night. A resident has reported to me that they have heard *nothing* from management about the situation. Might be worth a check up.

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@BhamWaterWorks just a heads up. I've just gotten a report of an entire retirement community at 2435 Columbiana road, that has been without water since last night's storms. Not sure the cause.

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@ChrisRGun It seems they have a habit of doing this. :-)

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@SpeakerMcCarthy That could be because if your Biden's leading political opponent, you lie about what you have, scheme to hide it, and act belligerent with the investigators and prosecution.

If your Biden's son, you cooperate, and admit your guilt.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy Oh yeah..... Financial crimes. That's why the IRS got all that money the GOP complained about. So it could hire people to go after financial crimes. Of course you don't want the IRS going after high level tax fraud. Your base would be named in an awful lot of the indictments.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy I would bet they have. And I would also bet that when it was discovered he had them, he gave them back, unlike the former White House resident.