🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸

Laurie. Essex boy living in the shadow of Ezkaba. Musician. Dad. President of the so-called “tolerant” left. I like eating and reading.

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

Today’s bagels. Unflavoured dough, 1:4 brown flour to white flour ratio. Glazed with a mix of treacle, honey, black pepper and a single egg. Mackerel pâté to fill.

[millennial ciclista @TradicionR]

Los sillines son plurales, de acuerdo a la singularidad del ciclista.

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

@highelven Still common practice in some parts of the world. My best mate had an aunt in Ipswich with no name at all, not even a surname. They would greet her simply by laughing…

[diana schweinbeck @schweinbeck]

Please pay a graphic designer and stop using chat gpt for your event flyers 😭

[CEP @cep_cepolicia]

1️⃣ Tú no vas a investigar nada. Lo harán los órganos competentes, que decidirán algo que tú ya das por sentado, que es la culpabilidad de alguien. Luego pedimos respeto a la presunción de inocencia en otros ámbitos…

2️⃣ El derecho a manifestarse no es absoluto. Es mentira lo de que está por encima de cualquier otra circunstancia. La seguridad es para todos. Y sobre todo si se está poniendo en riesgo vidas propias y ajenas cortando el tráfico.

3️⃣ El trabajo de la Policía no se empaña. Está muy por encima de cargos políticos como tú, que corres a sacar pecho con nuestros éxitos en ruedas de prensa pero tardas ‘cero coma’ en juzgar y sentenciar. ¿Quizás porque en 2027 hay elecciones municipales?

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

“Best team in England” has never beaten Maldon & Tiptree FC btw

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

To see Spurs and Chelsea fans mocking Arsenal after the seasons they had is beyond parody. We’re the best team in England, and the second best team in Europe. You lot are global laughing stocks.
So pipe down, you wastrels. 🤣

[Eve Livingston @eve_rebecca]

My story for @ObserverUK:

https://t.co/3pBCYuUlER

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

@DAaronovitch This reveals a great deal more about you than you realise, David.

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that Arsenal have had the worst season of any club in the top eight tiers of the English football pyramid. Keeping them in my thoughts today.

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

@IanDarke You’re meant to be a major fütbalklub, not fucking Sean Dyche’s Burnley

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

@HandofArsenal We got relegated just as much as you did - not at all! We also won as many European trophies as you - zero! A season of total north London parity. Let’s see if we can break the stalemate next year.

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

Stayed up beyond my SDRB (self-determined reasonable bedtime) to read every last word of this, as should you. Essential and sensitive reporting.

[Andrew Kersley @AndrewKersley]

In November 2023, police found the decayed corpse of Tracey Turnell in Walthamstow Market.

She had no phone, job, passport, friends or lovers. There wasn’t a single photo of her.

I pieced together who she was and who was responsible for @_TheLondoner

https://t.co/Jxv5fnW0u3

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

Bad Arsenal can’t win a tournament outside of little England, is it?

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

@jimbojd4 You’ll really hate how Italians say it, then

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

@TheGeorgePowell You’re a cunt, George Powell. The world is worse for your existence.

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

@watashi1986 @andrescanovas Si fuera prohibido marcharse de una carrera por voluntad propia, los equipos simplemente seguirían inventando excusas como ya vemos bastante. No me gusta que estos dos se vayan, pero me gustaría mucho menos si hubieran mentido sobre el motivo.

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

@dannywgoodwin I’ve got some news for you, Danny Goodwin, who appears to be aware of two sports only…

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

@cheekychaps24 @TypeForVictory What the fuck are you on about you dreadful arsehole

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Technological progress — valuable in itself — requires careful discernment of the anthropological vision that guides it and the ends it pursues. If technological development advances without a corresponding ethical and social progress, the result may be an increase in means without a growth in humanity: “having more” without “being more.” There is a risk that individuals will be evaluated principally according to the outcomes they produce. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs7jyT

[🇵🇸El Triplemente-Atruñado Sudario de Lázaro🇵🇸 @Uncle_Worry]

@suchnerve @IshkaMamushka Literally yes