Andrew Lange

[Andrew Lange @Uncle__BBQ]

@reesevanriper This is all gonna be used in court some day

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

I asked him one time “Do you do all you own stunts in Movies?”
He said, “No, they use a baby.”
I was like “Really?”
He said, “No you fucking Jackass... it is ME!”
RIP #VerneTroyer
https://t.co/fx6obKCs9x

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

"Hey y'all, let's start makin' cellphones out of glass on the front and back the whole thing just covered in glass." - Some stupid asshole

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Now shooting @RobZombie's 3rd installation to #TheDevilsRejects! #3FromHell

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

#SkankfestNYC is the only festival of it's kind in the world. A 2 1/2 day comedy party where fans and comics come together to drink, smoke, and most of all, LAUGH! Pre-sale tmrw 12pm ET https://t.co/tboEmDFfSt!

PICKING 3 PEOPLE THAT RT THIS THAT WILL GET COMP ALL ACCESS PASSES!

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Happy Birthday @Rihanna! - Tio Machete 🎂

[Mr. T @MrT]

Curling is kind of different, but it’s Exciting. It’s not as easy as it looks. It takes some skills that’s for sure. I like it!

[Andrew Lange @Uncle__BBQ]

@BanitaTopar Good, but you can do batter

[Andrew Lange @Uncle__BBQ]

#juggalo #icp

[Andrew Lange @Uncle__BBQ]

It’s a good week to be a fire insurance salesman in Philly. #eagles

[Andrew Lange @Uncle__BBQ]

@reesevanriper Stop giving your medicine to the cat

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

When I drive up to a McDonald’s drive through sometimes I feel like Mooing. Not give my order just moo like the fat fucking cow I am.

[Andrew Lange @Uncle__BBQ]

@reesevanriper Shut your fuck

[Andrew Lange @Uncle__BBQ]

Does 200mg of THC cure the common cold? Ask me in 1 hour.

[Andrew Lange @Uncle__BBQ]

First song from my new album: https://t.co/AdnK8b1I5z

[Bill Burr @billburr]

transcendental meditation is shady.

[Andrew Lange @Uncle__BBQ]

New @pattonoswalt special is responsible for 1 of only 3 spit-takes I’ve done in my life. Other 2 caused by @brendonwalsh and @attell

[Andrew Lange @Uncle__BBQ]

@bertkreischer Bert, you've inspired me to give up beer and only drink vodka the rest of October. #soberoctobert