Reese Van Riper

Jersey Swamp Rock 📻 This is where Papa Reese says whatever he wants.

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

“the softest, wettest boy”

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

I miss the days when I would say #humanityfartoohuman. it’s all AI and AI assist. we’re all dim now

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

@BostonConnr legend

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

mountain woman and meadow bitch

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what do we think @BostonConnr

[NASA @NASA]

In just a few days, we'll be sending humans on a flight around the Moon. Have you watched our documentary series on the mission?

Watch Moonbound before Artemis II lifts off: https://t.co/ZR60WWIumd

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

@BostonConnr baseball sucksssss

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

hockey is america’s new pastime

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

america sucks at baseball

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

@PatMcAfeeShow jack mutha fuckn hughesssss

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

HOCKEY IS AWESOME

[Ben @MrGoodlyCooks]

I don’t follow hockey, but this had me tearing up. They brought their teammate’s (who was killed by a drunk driver) kids out onto the ice with their dad’s jersey to celebrate the moment. 🥹

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

WE DID IT AMERICA! #usahockey

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@jhugh86 have @TKACHUKycheese_ buy ya a drink at Elbo Room #USAHockey

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

@TKACHUKycheese_ Elbo Room?!

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

team USA deff going to Elbo Room

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

no great wisdom has been born without a touch of madness

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

gonna be the least watched Super Bowl in a long time #PMSSuperBowlSZN im still watching.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The script was right in front of us the entire time

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

you are the flash of fur

[Reese Van Riper @reesevanriper]

you are a blip in the wind