Unclepoop

I love my girlfriend

[Unclepoop @Unclepoops]

thank you @TravellinCats for putting @teenyandhungry name in your cool find the cats game at the time of you doing that we were just friends but now we are dating and i think owe a little credit to you for doing that so thank you!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Cynthia Erivo has been cast as Tupac's mom in the Snoop Dogg biopic.

(Source: https://t.co/SvnrKeeqjQ)

[ؘ @thesentrim]

i will focus on my life after avengers doomsday

[ꫂ ၴႅၴ @bobablaster67]

how it feels when everyone around you has a future ahead of them and you’re still struggling to find a purpose

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

ready for trick or treaters

[caroline @Big_Crunchy_]

He smart asf he knew morgan wallen was coming

[gumpy🇵🇸 @speedgump]

what if instead of breaking bad it was called big huge fucking balls and penis 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jaiden @dempstrr]

hitler when he's gassy: ouhh, too much viener schnitzel... im sho gassy, dis is und problem- uh oh... **BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP**

NEIN, MY INTESTINES ARE ACTING UP **FBBBBLLLLRRRTTT**

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Don’t let this fool you

Adam Schefter HOLDS OWNERSHIP in gambling companies where you can bet on the SPECIFIC destination of a player

Don’t fall for the bait

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Green Day (@GreenDay) released 'Revolution Radio' 10 years ago today. 💿

[ke_will 🥝 @ke_will_]

this is actually the greatest prophecy of all time

[weezer @Weezer]

Wish you were here.

“Across The Sea” live from Weezer: The Gathering

[Omi @Juslomi]

What is wrong with me like seriously, why do I do the shit that I do

[Anthony @AnthonyG0528]

I got a vasectomy thinking it would keep my wife from getting pregnant. But apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

[eggnog @bunnygirlbaddie]

the mr beast burger made me trans

[sei @silverseii]

how it feels when you shitting and the water splashes on ur butthole

[T @tubbosimpin]

Tw// death, 9/11, violence

I saw the tl talking about trending beetwt selfie day tomorrow. PLEASE DONT. Its the anniversary of 9/11. For people who may not know, its a terrorist attack which involved bombing and deaths. Similar to when Wilbur bombed L’manburg... so be respectful

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

yeah bro mister poop just called and he said you’re poopy