uncoital comedy

me and Danny Devito are the same height. Just a white skinned Mexican trying to turn dark like my people. black people like me IG: marmarsol

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Sex with me sounds like an episode from the walking dead

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@Lisabug74 The one day in band camp I had a snow cone

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@ToxicButTasty Don’t give up there’s an avocado novice that will scoop you right up ;)

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@Lovestained555

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@dave_cactus And old cars ;)

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I just can’t believe that Jeff Bezos was still going to work

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Trying to unsolve one mystery at a time today! How successful have I been

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It’s true ... my prairie doesn’t have a little house but let’s keep the rumor that it does ;)

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@JohnRush32

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Tweeting at 430am is changing my life ... you should try it

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Masticate my shorts you turkeys

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Masticating and fornicating... I’m writing a book

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Masticate my pussy I told him but he started eating my cat... this is not sexy

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@dave_cactus @CyrusOMerican

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@Claytweel @Cognitive_Diss FANBOY ALERT! Finders keepers IS THE BEST EVER 😃

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@Lisabug74 @TomJonze

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@keenan313

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False start she said when he entered her anus

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@EricDH_

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Dude I’m serious Tom Selleck reaches through the TV and makes me upside down frown