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[Kiley @UncoolKiley]

Here's a thread of all the stupid shit Spencer says. This is gonna be good

[Kiley @UncoolKiley]

@sweaterturtle @Rothmus I was thinking the same thing… it’s not illegal to use your neighbors hose. And if someone did falsely report them it wouldn’t be hard to prove the neighbor had consent?

[Kiley @UncoolKiley]

@barelyyalex Would they have reacted the same if it was a human that took a shit in the bathroom?? Why were they not prepared for the bathroom to be used as….a bathroom

[cabral @doctor_cabral]

I had a suicidal patient brought in against her will. She was suicidal because of financial issues. She asked me if she would get a bill for her forced hospitalization, which is the case. She will likely be billed thousands of dollars. That’s American healthcare for you.

[tiddymelk❀🛵 @welovednasty]

if your state get into the 100s in the summer why do you have a husky

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

hehe sry!!!

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Hi just want to say a person’s very existence cannot be “against your beliefs.” That is called bigotry. Thanks.

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

this is what a dying empire looks like

[Nicole Filippone, Autistic Advocate & Author @sensorystories_]

As someone who grew up poor (and who struggled for years to make ends meet financially as an adult), I am now understanding why we always had so much stuff in our house and why it was basically impossible to keep it clean/organized.

[latke @latkedelrey]

“lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains” is the most iconic lyric of all time

[Kiley @UncoolKiley]

@CaliEdiblez @sorryimspencerr @nothisiskatie

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

does anyone know how to get 1000000 dollars without posting hole or learning computer science

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[meep @mummabryan]

I’m begging y’all to remember that you’re naming people, not just babies. A 17 year old will have that name, a 28 year old will have that name, a 43 year old will have that name, a 77 year old grandparent will have that name. Maybe we should rethink choosing McKeinsleigh Graycynn

[Kiley @UncoolKiley]

Target clothes lately either be looking like my 3 year old cousins closet or stuff you can wear to your local Sunday Mennonite brunch, no in between. And they want $27.99 for a top?? Gorl 🥴