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Receiver of broken promises, still hopeful, future cat mom, sexy and looking, Undateable's #1 fan!

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@rickglassman @ronfunches are on @midnight tonight? Who's willing to host this sassy two dimensional fan to watch together?
#undateable

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@ThunderLevin If you can get Bo Derek out of retirement, then you can get this sign rejected by @NBCUndateable and @VDOOZER work

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You are not what's written on you- you are what's inside.

I have styrofoam but whatever.

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The Modern Gal in: Assault? Not for You!
By @bethseaver and @StabbyMcFires for @laughriotgrrrls zine

http://t.co/4aHRK9Azfs

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When's the #Undateable @NBCUndateable summer tour happening? I'm perfect as a prop!

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Everyone at @NBCUndateable was at the #TCA15 panel having fun and laughing? Why wasn't I invited?

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It's weird, because I always liked Mrs. Glassman...

https://t.co/NEReH1pf50

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I bet Mrs. Clause ended up living in the hall. Typical.

https://t.co/RMHqJBpZm7

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Word on this lonely street is that @NBCUndateable is back at work. Does this mean this sign has a job? If I had knees, they'd be in use

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@TruthRobot Marry me

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“@TruthRobot: This is the only Green Card I ever got http://t.co/CEItWUxvRX #90dayfiance”

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It is ok @yamirmusic I left @DEVO right before they made it big to follow a female VHS duplicator to Lockwood, MT. #90dayfiance #noregrets

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@TruthRobot #90dayfiance have any advice on being adopted as appliances by people of low self esteem? #askingforafriend

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Merry Christmas! no sad and Undateable here. Getting @RickGlassman @RonFunches @BrentMorin @chrisdelia this...

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2015 is my bitch. 1st resolution? Stop stalking @RickGlassman. 2nd resolution? Get hobby to fill up all my new free time. #Undateable

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Have decided to check out of rehab. Cough syrup and online shopping addiction have been replaced by Doritos Locos Tacos addiction.

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They say I'm almost ready to leave rehab. I will miss the feral cats most of all. And Taco Bell for every meal. #onedayatatime #freshstart

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Rebab "cleanse" is nothing but Doritos Locos tacos. Feeling more like myself than I have in months. #undateable

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Questioning the legitimacy of this "rehab." Held in a Motel 6, and "therapy" includes watching Maury. Just told there are no refunds.