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[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Lindsay graham solemnly having his casket lowered into a little boys ass

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

Exasperated cameraman being told to find hot English women in the crowd snapping back “I can’t work miracles”

[🇮🇹🌲🇪🇺🌧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ExotericDago]

‘Norwegian footballer shakes hands with a northern Italian fan as an elated southern Italian jumps with joy nearby.’

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

A rabbi just HALO-jumped from 28,000 feet at 200 MPH and landed directly in front of me with no parachute to show me this and tell me that he’s the reason I will never have it

[Charly Bliss @charlybliss]

they got a real minion at taylor swift and travis kelce's wedding. everyone keeps hitting it with hammers

[steve @unkatron]

I’ve shot ropes in places you wouldn’t hang yourself with one

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[Serf @RoyalSerf]

"India and Pakistan are two cheeks on the same unwashed ass while Bangladesh is the taint"

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

"4 Israeli soldiers were essentially incinerated."

[josh @joshypooper]

whoever has my voodoo doll lick the tip

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING AMERICA. Being Italian is a mental disability,,here's a hint: I COULD HAVE TOLD YOUTHAT FOR FREE. ! It is high time we kick EVERY last WOP, GUINEA, AND DAGO back to the wastes of Sicily where they belong

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

first Juneteenth without Charlie Kirk

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

[Schizo Abe @psych0kn0t_]

What if instead of Craig’s list it was Craig’s lust and he just fucked you

[Rаріѕtніtӏеr420 @HapistRitler]

Getting head from an indian counts as anal

[josh @joshypooper]

going on a run hope i get shot and killed

[Tyler @RegionRat14]

Can someone help me, I can’t seem to figure out why the White Sox aren’t listed in the wild card standings.

[emi @vxmpcore_]

i stand erected