Kyle

The man, The myth, the pirate legend, a part-time nudist, chocolate from the waist down, a cat dad, and an automotive aficionado all rolled into one!

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

@BrianKeesbury Kickstarted this but steam deck is life

[Outerminds @Outerminds]

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🚀 TURBO KID GIVEAWAY 🚲
Get the chance to #WIN a Steam Deck 256GB LCD and Turbo Kid on Steam!
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[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

@brynn__woods Slam the door

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

Make your move and show me what you got!https://t.co/76XxPHDaEG

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

Parents usually read their kids cute little bedtime stories, my 3 year old only gets the best #Goosebumps @RL_Stine never thought I'd be able to have a library of my own with just your books 🖤

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

Yo @UberEats your driver stole our food #UberConvenient and there's no customer service? You guys suck.

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

@Hyperkin

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

I'm doing my part.

[Hyperkin @Hyperkin]

Who wants Coheed and Cambria headsets?

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

@BurgerKing I need you to fix your app so I can get my whopper fix.

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

Really disappointed in myself today.... I came into work even though I had vacation, bought the wrong tickets for Tenacious D. This whole being hurt and going to physical therapy sucks.

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

Also @GassLeak you bear a striking resemblance to my late grandfather when he was young. Sir you are #handsome!!!

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

Forgive me @tenaciousd for I have sinned. Accidentally bought tickets to the wrong venue for my birthday concert. Now I have to do the #TalkofShame with @TMFanSupport. One day I'll get to gaze upon the beauty that is the D @GassLeak @jackblack much love.

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

On super hot days I like to shower, get out and head directly to my bed, starfish with cheeks in the air and the fans on full blast. #CheekedUp #Booty #spicyaccountant #Sweaty #Moist

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

Nic Cage smooches good.

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

@momoffdutyy @SkylarShark The sharks stay on during. 🏊 🦈 💦

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

Why do all the good lunar eclipses have to happen at night.

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

@BrandalynnKay ♥

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

@BrandalynnKay I was so mad at that dude. I just got done buying Disney tickets and this Neanderthal had to ram his car into mine

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

@BrandalynnKay You're are the BEST people.

[Kyle @Uneven_Stephens]

@BrandalynnKay I feel this in my soul