🇵🇸UnhelpfulNPC🇸🇾

I say stupid crap and give bad advice

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@NeoGameSpark Its funny because before it was “if you have a switch and a PlayStation you’re covered for most games” and now we’re quickly approaching “if you have a switch 2 you’re covered”

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@JoeMerrick I WISH people could do that more often:

“Nothing in it appealed to me, but I can see why others like it”, or vice versa.

It really feels like attribute different tastes and opinions as moral failings

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@sosonosonosono I don’t remember where I heard this, but I remember hearing that they are inter dimensional sisters that are constantly trying to scam each other.

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@TravisV_YT @antdude92 The worst part is when Leakers are wrong

They will say "Oh hey, expect Kid Icarus" and when it doesnt come true people are PISSED, even though the people that promised it and the people that "Failed" to deliver are not the same at all

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@UltimaShadowX Honestly o get it. You don’t really like when a game has multiple endings and a sequel comes out that makes one of them the “true” ending

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@GamesCage_ @AgentToad7 Someone said something that I think is very important to consider:
If we treat all games without nuance, it can lead to AI bros trying to take credit for games that had very little AI.

Imagine letting AI bros think they made all of E33, the most decorated game ever?

It sucks

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@ExpandDong15 Mario Kart Wave 7

….In sorry did I miss waves 1-6?

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@lx_church I remember when the game came out I would call it “Dad of Boi” as a joke.
Unless Faye has a tendency to yell out “boi” every once in a while, “Mom of war” is probably apt.

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@TheNCSmaster I will defend his push for High Guard. Trying to insist an unpopular game “is actually super great you guys just don’t get it” is the most sincere gamer thing I’ve seen from any show host

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@LuigiXP I always picked toad as a kid because his acceleration was the highest. He always *felt* the fastest as a result (probably because I kept going off road)

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@AshAngelArt He’s murdered strangers for less.
MUCH less

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@br0kenmercy I bet the spy found out. Probably doing espionage on his boss like a backstabbing psycho and found out inadvertently

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@DJ__Shadow @Hitman From my understanding:
BowieKnife is an AI driver in the new Forza game that’s become infamous for being a wildcard. Sometimes it will shoot ahead of you, but most often it will come out of nowhere and ram your car, disrupting your race heavily. It is VERY aggressive

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@shin_kale_rider I remember hearing a similar quote, but it went something along the lines of "Who fills the batmobile's tires? No one does, its not important to the story"

A lot of these questions can be explored if they make narrative sense or are interesting, but it can also become quibbling

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@GunnerDobbins I remember in that movie Joker puts a gun in Harvey’s hands and shoves it against his forehead, inviting him to kill him. Because the point wasn’t that Harvey won’t shoot, the point was that if he does, the joker successfully corrupted him. It doesn’t matter if he dies, he won

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@shenanigansen Damn right the dark wizard gets 5 stars

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@Milo_751 @chonzodraws Terry Bogard. Never even heard of him (though I had heard of KOF and fatal fury before)

He’s now one of my favorite characters in Smash

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@EdwardSabaVO My favorite is his second or third place voice line, where he just yells

"GOOD ENOUGH! GOOD ENOUGH"

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@GenePark What’s a locked account do?