University Taught Me

This is what university actually teaches you!

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Uni has taught me you'll have nothing to do for a month and then all of a sudden you have 4 assignments due and 2 exams this Friday

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CHAMPIONS!!! 🏆 🏆 🏆 Panthers beat @StagsFootball 24-15 to win the south conference!! Thank you to all are support this year #NoExcuses #allwedoiswin

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"What would you do if you won the lottery?"
"Pay off all my uni debt and then donate the remaining 50p to charity."

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Can my family understand that I'm a guest in this house now, I can no longer participate in these house chores

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Uni taught me if in doubt, extend your overdraft

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When I'm at uni I miss home, when I'm home I miss uni

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All I want for Christmas is my student loan.

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Uni taught me to buy alcohol based on the strength and the price and not the taste.

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Uni logic: The longer you wait to do coursework, the older you will be...Therefore the wiser.

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The whole of December is basically spent deciding whether to spend money on nights out or your family’s Christmas presents

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This sums up university

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I would really like to treat all my friends and family for Christmas but I have about £4.32

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Lecturer: "I expected you to do better in this module"

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Emailing lecturer be like

Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar*

Lecturer: “sure” - sent from my iPhone

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*pokes grades with a stick*
"u ok?"

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When someone talks about having 1st

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Everybody's attitude for next semester

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Coming home from uni like

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When you're ready for Christmas but still have to take exams

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When my parents ask how my semester went

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