John

Technical Architect. Salesforce/Cloud/AI/Data. Investor. DM to collab! Looking to purchase a business $1-2m.

[Matt Morse @MattMorseTV]

Young Americans have been so unbelievably fucked over it's actually unreal, lmao.

[John @johnlikescloud]

Hey @CruiseNorwegian your customer service is horrific. Multiple trips and waiting in line at customer service, 8+ people and over an hour to change the battery on my cabin door to let us inside. DO BETTER!

[John @johnlikescloud]

@JoshuaBarzon @official_flo @FLAGALine @Floridaman @nbc6 @RonDeSantis @SunSentinel @FloridaTourism @FlaPanthers @FloridaGators Honestly any would be great for 2 weeks.

[John @johnlikescloud]

@JoshuaBarzon @official_flo @FLAGALine @Floridaman @nbc6 @RonDeSantis @SunSentinel @FloridaTourism @FlaPanthers @FloridaGators E. Florida keys is underrated !

[John @johnlikescloud]

@Austen Or pull a Florida redistrict to guarantee that won’t matter.

[John @johnlikescloud]

@Jason I’m in

[John @johnlikescloud]

Always judge a bank by its cookies. If the cookies are solid everything else will be too.

[Dirt Cheap Banks @dirtcheapbanks]

Community banks are the last place in America where a man in a short-sleeve dress shirt can approve a $400,000 loan based on the fact that he went to high school with your dad. There are 4,100 of them left. There were 14,000 in 1984. Every time one gets acquired, a teller named Brenda learns a new software system and a small town loses the only institution that would lend against a combine. The acquirer always says nothing will change. Brenda is gone in eighteen months. The lobby cookies go next. Then the branch closes. Then the building becomes a vape shop. This is not a financial trend. This is the slow administrative murder of the only version of capitalism that ever knew your name.

[John @johnlikescloud]

An AI what? GTFO we don’t use technology here!

[WOLF @WOLF_Financial]

CHRIS CAMILLO JUST LAID OUT HOW TO MAKE $500,000 A YEAR AS AN "AI GUY" FOR LOCAL BUSINESSES

His blueprint:

1. Walk into any HVAC, plumbing, or sprinkler business.
2. Ask where they're leaking money.
3. Build them an AI agent that answers after-hours calls, sends instant texts, and gets quotes out in real time.
4. Integrate it with their CRM for free.
5. Charge them $2K-$3K/month to be their "AI guy."

Repeat across 10-20 businesses.

"There are people right now doing this."

[John @johnlikescloud]

There is an explosion in hiring data engineers right now.

[John @johnlikescloud]

@DrDiGiorgio It’s virtue signaling, they don’t actually consider the details of problem or the solution. No logic to be found here, so no point searching for it.

[John @johnlikescloud]

@travelhacked Overpriced card for the benefits.

[John @johnlikescloud]

@FoxNews I’ve seen pros speeding through beginner slopes getting way too close to less experienced. Also law states liability is on the person coming from behind since they are the ones who can see ahead. If you are blaming a kid for being a kid you are a special kind of piece of shit!

[John @johnlikescloud]

I would say worse. The threat of a lawsuit will be enough to not only make things more efficient, but safer.

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Is there evidence that creating TSA has made air travel safer over the past 25 years?

If not, then why not let the airlines and airports handle it?

Why give politicians the power to play games with the travel of our people?

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Is there evidence that creating TSA has made air travel safer over the past 25 years?

If not, then why not let the airlines and airports handle it?

Why give politicians the power to play games with the travel of our people?

[John @johnlikescloud]

@LeadingReport @grok which party is at fault for lack of funding?

[John @johnlikescloud]

@Sam_Mindset @LeadingReport To be clear, it’s one party refusing to fund.

[John @johnlikescloud]

@DrAlmarielao Always ask your next job if you can start early in the event they don’t require 2 weeks notice!

[John @johnlikescloud]

@FoxBusiness Do you realize $126m is only maybe 250ish homes? Maybe way less if they spent more than $500k per home! Stupid misleading title!!

[John @johnlikescloud]

@NoRiskNoParty Does English matter with how good AI translates now? I guess to sound more natural than a bot but still I’d think a good marketer in Spanish can use chatgpt to translate to English easily

[John @johnlikescloud]

@DailyLoud Jury nullification