Subject Unknown

NSFW. I like setting things on fire.

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

@mr_gribi @truecrimegisela @YouTube This is my cousin 😞

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

I hope the WWE Universe riots and raises hell about WWE releasing the Wyatt Sicks like they did when they let R Truth goes. This is the dumbest fucking decision that they’ve made in a long time. I mean, what the actual fuck is wrong with them?

[Doc 🍁 @helvetesfnster]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WWE FIRED THE WYATT SICKS WHAT THE FUCK

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

Who asked for Roman Reigns to win the Royal Rumble, because fuck you. He didn’t need that win 🙄

[CBRO @cbrocafe]

How it feels watching the Women’s Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

How pale and flabby do I have to get before I’m legally a jellyfish?

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

My bf picked up food on his way home. I ordered chicken nuggets and got a filet o’ fish. Isn’t that a hate crime?

[Stinkerdoodle @AmoryWarrior]

Hey @beardmeatsfood, if you make your way to Kingsport TN in the states again this would be an awesome challenge to see you tackle.

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

There’s a lot of bad things happening in the world right now. People are angry and sad. They think there’s no hope for things getting any better, but wait…is that? It is! The McRib is back! 🎉

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

Happy birthday! @AlexaBliss_WWE

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

I accidentally stepped into @rose_matt ‘s nightmare.

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

I love @PrimeHydrate but this collector’s series edition offended me. It smells and tastes like sweaty armpit and now I’m just sad.

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

This will never be X to me.

[Stinkerdoodle @AmoryWarrior]

I was pretty excited to see how #AEWDynamite would be streaming on MAX until I turned it on and the only audio option was Spanish.

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

It’s my birthday, heart this shit!

[Stinkerdoodle @AmoryWarrior]

Just watched @FortuneFeimster ‘s new special and her story about her mom in a cemetery about put me in one for real.

[Stinkerdoodle @AmoryWarrior]

Nobody:

@IAmJericho at #AEWDynamite:

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

I’m not sure where the people in @AEW are getting their tans at, but they need to stop. Half the roster look like they have jaundice. #aewfullgear

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

I’m like the candy corn of people. A whole lot of people don’t like me but those very few who do, REALLY like me.

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

@AmoryWarrior @pizzahut It is a dumb decision, for sure.