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@dulledexistence That’s fair

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@ttamyak @thedavidcrosby @azsweetheart013 @AngelaBelcamino @KelsiewithnoK @stevesilberman This isn’t going to be a popular reply: although I understand your desire to know more about your biological father, he really doesn’t owe you anything. Had the adoption been a choice he regretted you would have received a much different letter.

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@soupman1968 @dulledexistence Also this.

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@dulledexistence I’ve grown to wish the Phish XM channel was just shows selected by robots. The DJs add nothing.

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@Bettercallshawn Revolution Hall in Portland, OR. Great venue.

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@Bettercallshawn I’m seeing Leftover Salmon tonight, so things are looking pretty good.

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@LukeEpplin All you need to understand is that Larry Bird is a BAMF.

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We have been longtime supporters of the Thin Roux Line in our home. #GazpachoPolice

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@mikepompeo Cool, forego all those child tax credits you breeders get for consuming more resources than people who are child-free.

[Lindsay Owens @owenslindsay1]

As you read today's inflation report, pay close attention to what the CEOs who set prices are saying. We got our hands on the latest batch of earnings reports, and it's a doozy. They're literally bragging about hiking prices while hiding behind "inflation." The receipts...(1/7)

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@Wombat_Matt NEVER eff around with head injuries.

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@nickconfessore Then you need to replace them with journalists, because you’re currently employing writers.

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@LiliaDarkStar This happened with my grandmother on a 2 hour car ride once. I think the band name gets in a lot of people’s way.

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@Marc_Brownstein “Go get your fucking shine box.”

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@a_gelvan @ihavephishues That was kind of harsh. To make it up to you I got you the Mona Lisa.

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@a_gelvan @ihavephishues The person with “NFTs” in their bio doesn’t get to call anyone a moron.

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@a_gelvan @ihavephishues Are you unable to connect the dots that would lead someone to that interpretation?

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@ihavephishues If your gf is expecting a $15k engagement ring you should run, not walk away from her.

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I will absolutely tell your eurotrash ass to put your fucking mask on if you’re sitting next to me on an airplane.

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@questlove Might as well draft your “Academy Award winning director Questlove” tweet now. The documentary is just amazing.