United Shane

#GlazersOut #OleIn

[United Shane @United_Shane]

Three signings including a buy back.
50m combined for Dorgu and Alvaro.
60m for Cunha.

Maguire can also play CCB and Shaw LCB

Sales:
Casemiro
Antony
Garnacho

Surely this cooks?

[ynwhsslim @ynwhsslim]

Fraud also:

-Let Joao Felix go when he wanted to stay another season (Gallagher became our 10 depth)
-Bottled multiple crucial leads this season by bottling it and parking the bus too early (City especially)
-Wanted to keep Mount and Havertz
-Awful midfield setup leaving Caicedo and Enzo out to dry all season
-Build the system around the worst technical player in the team (Rottweiler Gallagher)
-would be scrapping in 15th without Palmer G/A
-One of the worst off the ball setups in the league
-One of the worst off the ball setups in the league
-Gets all of his good tactical ideas from fucking players😭💀

Honestly if you want this manager to stay with what we could get on the market (De Zerbi, Amorim even Mckenna is tactically better than Poch) your football knowledge is beyond mudded, THATS FACTUAL.

[R🪁🇦🇷 @Re7ceRevivaI]

Mauricio Pochettino: #PochOut

- started Chilwell at LW for 5 games of the season
- sold Lewis Hall to Newcastle
- loaned Ian Maatsen to Dortmund when we have no LB
- 5 points in the first 6 games
- Colwill and Disasi at fullback
- zero build up from the back
- has developed ZERO FUCKING PLAYERS
- plays Enzo at ST
- 0 attacking patterns
- doesn’t use width
- started Gallagher and Sterling every game
- loses to Forest, Brentford, Everton and Middesborough
- purposely injures players in training
- does no coaching in training
- 1 away win against the big six in about 40 years
- wants height and aggressiveness like we’re making a porno
- wants Gallagher to sign a contract
- took advice from Frank Lampard 😭😭😭😭bruv im laugjing while typing this
- got told to change the system by players
- ZERO new good youth debuts
- wants more power for transfers
- has less points per game than Potter
- one of the worst managers in history
- played Gusto on the wing instead of Tyrique George
- back 2 back league wins once since December
- 5-0 loss to Arsenal
- took inverted tactic from Thiago Silva (can’t think of his own tactics)
- draws to Burnley & Sheffield
- wanta transfer insurances while wanting Dybala and Parades

[United Shane @United_Shane]

It’s nothing to do with how bothered he is, it’s just his style and how he carries himself. You don’t see him training. Who cares how slow he is if he’s effective? If you ask him to do what he’s good at then it’s not a problem. Seskos fast but only when there’s space, in tight areas I’d want Zirkzee

[E @utd_Eman]

Nice cameos

[United Shane @United_Shane]

@RashBandicootIV @UtdParadigm Miss him sm

[United Shane @United_Shane]

@TheFocusOnUtd We look a lot more balanced with him on too though like even if he’s making an obvious impact, he’s getting something right. And Mbuemo looks lost when he’s a 9

[United Shane @United_Shane]

@JoeSillett Joe what do you think about swapping Mbuemo and Cunha? I feel like it would make them play more direct, stop them from just cutting in and shooting from distance, make them make more runs, and get more crosses and cut backs to Zirkzee

[United Shane @United_Shane]

Lammens
Yoro - Maguire - Martinez -Dorgu
Mainoo - Tielemans - Bruno/Baleba
Cunha - Zirkzee - Mbuemo

Yes Cunha RW and Mbuemo LW
Having them on their strong foot wing would make them play more direct

[United Shane @United_Shane]

@TheUtdArchive Was pulling my hair out when he was playing Cunha as a 9, he clearly wants a false 9 and we’ve got the blueprint right there

[United Shane @United_Shane]

@TheUtdArchive @parkerituk I get you but tbh I’d keep Lacey on the bench, I’d be worried he’d end up like Garnacho and become one dimensional.

Keep him on the bench, hungry, and available to change the game.

Start Zirkzee and move Mbuemo to the RW then you’ve got Lacey to come on for 30 mins

[United Shane @United_Shane]

@TheBionicDam Heaven was great last year but this year he looks sloppy and disinterested, idk what it is because I’d love for him and Yoro to own that CB position together but somethings not working

[United Shane @United_Shane]

@OleBallLover Gotta disagree, Rashford looked so bright at the start of the season and Cunha is pissing me off, yes he’s got a moment in him but he’s messing up simple passes and touches

[United Shane @United_Shane]

@BackIndeed His crossing was great early on but today and recently it’s been ass, he keeps launching it so high when we’ve no height in the box.

I agree though there’s something there with him if he could be coached into a Bombing LB he’d be great

[Right Turn Clyde @BackIndeed]

I know I’m in the minority but I think there’s a player in Dorgu. Great athlete, quick, strong, can strike a ball, his crossing is underrated as well. Still young.

[United Shane @United_Shane]

@SznZirkzeee @Z0hair7 You can’t be serious Mbuemo is not playing well as a CF, he was okay there last season because we were mostly playing on the break. With the way it seems carrick wants to play Zirkzee seems to be a way better fit with Mbuemo on the right getting in behind

[Zohair.🇵🇸 @Z0hair7]

Mistreatment of Zirkzee has been nuts btw.

He’s genuinely a good CF, why doesn’t he play?

We’re struggling for a Striker and there’s one on the bench

[United Shane @United_Shane]

We spent £113 million on Baleba and Santos when we could’ve got Anderson for £116 million…

Surely Mainoo, Anderson with Tielemans as an option be far superior to what we currently have.

Only issue would be a serious injury to one of them but I’d say worth the risk

[United Shane @United_Shane]

We signed three midfielders and I still don’t think any are an ideal partner for Mainoo

I know we needed numbers but part of me thinks splashing 100m on Anderson would’ve been better.

Him and Mainoo together would be so promising

[Red 🇾🇪 @RedlingMUFC]

I don’t want Michael Carrick sacked.

I want Manchester United to win every game we play until nobody can talk about sacking our manager.

Why does it feel like so many Man Utd-minded people would rather United suffer just so they can be right? 🤔

[United Shane @United_Shane]

Why couldn’t Dorgu just become Nuno Mendes man.. I really thought he had it in him it would solve so much