Universal Quacks

🦆 Homesteader & Duck Fanatic — ♿ Disabled Veteran Advocate & Caregiver — 🔫 2A Advocate & Enthusiast — 🎢 Theme Park HATER — 💩 Poster & Memer

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

Welcome to the dark side of theme park X 😘

[Gasu 💫 @Gasu_SR]

Dishills will argue with people half their age about how classic attractions need to go, only to book a flight to Japan and ride everything Disney got rid of in the states.

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

@AUGEatomos I hope they get your account back! I don’t play anymore but I’ve had mine since 1.0 and it still means a lot to me so I totally understand!

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

~100 years between MM and TP according to developers. He most likely married Malon and had at least one kid. Lived the remainder of his life wallowing in his regrets to the point he became the Hero’s Shade. So what story do you tell between what happened after MM and the time he has children that would even fit or make sense?

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

It’s that time of the year where I’m bound to have 2-4 cats or more on me at one time. The elusive Sweetheart is enjoying the heat from my PC and old lady Silhouette is on her cushion. There’s another four around here somewhere lol

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

@GouletJokerQC @AHalfNickel Yes. Nintendo. Because they run purely on cash reserves of $15B and don’t keep debt that they have to pay back.

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

@hetare_keieisha @herobridge The US abides by the One China Policy and has never legally recognized Taiwan as an independent sovereign nation and has never maintained diplomatic relations with them.

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

@AuforGA @Anthony05113778 That’s a trade organization that physicians pay to be a part of lmao not a regulatory body.

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

@FL_Coasters @Doctors__TARDIS What’s the point of owning an AC if you don’t run it at 60F all year long? You can always put on more clothes but you can only take off so much before you die naked and someone finds you lol

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

Whoever slapped the PlayStation exclusivity out of them deserves to be the CEO. They should go back and give them a few more slaps across the mouth for letting Eidos die and losing all of those IPs.

[Genki✨ @Genki_JPN]

Square Enix Latest Financial Results!

- Net Sales: +21.9%
- Operating income: +42.2%

- HD Games net sales and profits up due to solid performance from games such as Final Fantasy VII Rebirth for Switch 2 and Xbox and The Adventures of Elliot. As well as growth in sales of catalog titles.
- MMO sub-segment sales and profits up YoY due to announcement of the new FF14 expansion
- Games for Smart Devices/PC Browser sub segment sales and profits up due to Dissida Duellum FF and Dragon Quest Smash/Grow
- Publication Net Sales: +9.9%
- Amusement Net Sales: +13.2%
- Merchandising Net Sales: -9.6%

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

@rurururuririri0 Thank God I live somewhere where selling cats and dogs in stores is banned.

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

He looks much better in the Googlebook commercials with the mustache IJS 💅🏻

[𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘁 of North @Itssan17]

This is Henry Cavill from last month's googlebook launch btw

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

@Blue72354 @M4FwIL0oC32230 Don’t even bother they think they invented everything including cosplay and freak the fuck out when you prove it with facts lol

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

@884bod488 @agadejobi You’re stupid for trying to claim something that was already a thing for 50 years in America when one of your journalists just coined a term for it. We invented it so get over it.

[Kentucky Girl @Kentuckygirl1]

A caregiver is accused of helping drain more than $38k from 6 seniors.

Some of them are 99 years old.

Welcome to Cincinnati.

A grand jury indicted 11 people on 29 felony counts.

In-home aide Robyn Brown, 30, stole checks and photographed credit cards from residents at The Kenwood by Senior Star.

The 6 victims are 85 to 99.

Detectives say 3 or 4 of them are 99, and some have no family nearby.

Brown worked for all 6 through Trinity In Home Care, an outside company.

Police say she was the only defendant with direct access.

Police say the others cashed the stolen checks.

A 99-year-old woman's late husband's gold necklaces were stolen too.

It started in August, when a resident reported checks missing.

Trinity fired Brown the next day, after about 11 months on the job, and went to police.

"They just feel lonely, so they gravitate to whoever is giving them attention. Unfortunately, in this case, it was Robyn," Det. Naomi Stewart said.

*Also charged:
Monae Mosley, 33
Sean Caldwell, 22
Taliyah Telich, 22
Jaylon Malone, 27
Arnando Miller, 27
Sabryna Overton, 33
Melyana Green, 20
Jordan Malone, 21
Morrigan Crutcher, 22
Daryl Bullucks is still wanted.

Brown pleaded not guilty.

She was released on a recognizance bond and ordered to stay away from the victims.

If only there was a common thread......

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

@piyococcochan2 You people are retarded liars lol

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

@DBandruid @GooberUpstairs It’s literally confirmed in the official Nintendo Hyrule Historia that TP Link is a blood descendent of OoT/MM Link.

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

She went down sideways so I really hope she flipped upside down and screwed their plans to make her an artificial reef and tourist diving spot lol

[FOX 13 Tampa Bay @FOX13News]

Watch as the SS United States sinks off Florida coast to become a massive reef. https://t.co/VdWHPX9MXR

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

@FL_Coasters Gotta keep QuikClot powder or gauze on hand. Burns like a bitch but it’ll stop the bleeding almost instantly lol

[Universal Quacks @UniversalQuacks]

That would be a pretty boring game according to Hyrule Historia. He allegedly married Malon (the only fact never confirmed by Nintendo), had TP Link’s parents or grandparents, withered away in obscurity and then died only to manifest as the Hero’s Shade because of his unresolved regrets and to pass on his knowledge to TP Link.