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Peter Gabriel Big Time

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@AphroditeMaybby it really wasn't

we're close to the same age, and a picky child makes the mistake of only ordering sbarro at the mall/airport food court once

it's always been awful, cold pizza
it's like their heating lamps don't even work

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@AphroditeMaybby yeah the only one i knew close by closed down

why can't sbarro actually be edible? more than just carboard, congealed cheese and soft pepperoni?

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@eigenrobot that's just a documentary about the baby boomers, brother

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@vb_ag0

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@justabdulraouf @justalexoki @vb_ag0 inshallah brother

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@eigenrobot @enjooooyer @justalexoki you see, i haven't started a family yet, but i already have pre-somnia

i conk out around 11 most nights and i wake up at like fucking 3:30 in the morning ("the witching hour") to lay on the couch and prepare for my wagecuck 9 to 5

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@Howlingmutant0 @hollowearthterf inshallah

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@justalexoki they just like to feel bred

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@enjooooyer @justalexoki @eigenrobot i was about ready to tag the gameboy man here

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@Colton159829271 @DocStrangelove2

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@seagalstuntman i'm googling for a picture/gif of black teens showing off stendos tucked haphazardly in their waistbands, but it might be too much of a caricature for silicon valley to serve up on a plate

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@vb_ag0 the alternative

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@Shadowhalk225 @zaeluneth "why go down the road when you can go across the hall"

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@DocStrangelove2 being a physical media autist that never got into GTA (or most other ball'n'gun games), the schadenfreude is real

but also, the future looks grim

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@HugoOguh2102 @DocStrangelove2 springloaded is unironically much more humane

don't let that pest die slowly, make it quick

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@DrClownPhD needs more mitch mcconnell, elaine's been playing the long game

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@vb_ag0 i love when indians yell at each other in english because they show their colonial roots: they repeatedly shout "bloody bastard" as though it's the worst insult ever conceived but it never occurs to them to just call the guy a "cunt" and move on