A clown, suffocating under his own makeup

[A clown, suffocating under his own makeup @Unnatural_Bird]

@chrisekaicards @playriftbound @glitchedgoober Haikyu!! made me a Volleyball fan

[A clown, suffocating under his own makeup @Unnatural_Bird]

@chrisekaicards I would love to pick up a couple

[A clown, suffocating under his own makeup @Unnatural_Bird]

@Just_En_Queso About damn time

[A clown, suffocating under his own makeup @Unnatural_Bird]

@Just_En_Queso Is this good?

[livy 🫧 @quirkdup]

you open this app and for .5 seconds you’re granted access to what might be the most fascinating sentence ever constructed in human history before the timeline refreshes and it’s lost forever

[A clown, suffocating under his own makeup @Unnatural_Bird]

@gymleaderjennie I didn't even realize there were promo codes before I bought my shirt. So I got u

[A clown, suffocating under his own makeup @Unnatural_Bird]

@Just_En_Queso True! Im the Shellder

[⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆ n ⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆ @gellohcin]

me after having a cheesy gordita crunch & baja blast

[computah @MilkGoesInLast]

people at tcg tournaments know everything until you ask them whats that smell

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds

[💖 Carolina Victoria 💖 @bitchyvelour]

pregnant lady gave me a dirty look for not giving up my seat on the train as if my day to day life isn’t infinitely harder as a trading card game player lol

[shannon³ 🎲🍒 @shannondorf_]

being a 16 year old boy in 2004 playing halo 2 while listening to meteora and drinking mountain dew probably felt good af

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

I’m not autistic I’m some other shit they don’t know about yet

[A clown, suffocating under his own makeup @Unnatural_Bird]

@Just_En_Queso that's epic

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

diarrhea would have to be coming out of my eyes for me to switch up on the bell i’m so sorry

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

[Mia Gia @miagia]

when a man shows you his pokemon binder, you have to understand that's a great sign of respect in their culture

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I tell my cat "I know" whenever he meows but I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea

[FlexDaddy ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵍʳᵉʸ ᶠᵉˡᵗ ʰᵃᵗ @RealJohnWalter]

If you think about it, attending a Pokemon TCG tournament is a lot like going to daycare. The room smells weird, most people are still working on their social skills, and there's a non-zero chance someone pees in their chair.