Jennifer Patterson

Author of 52 Fights. Portfolio includes stories for @WashingtonPost @StarTribune @CityLab @USNews @GlamourMag @InsideSky @ParentsMagazine

[Jennifer Patterson @UnplannedCookin]

@Hyundai Thank you! Just sent a DM.

[Jennifer Patterson @UnplannedCookin]

Hey @Hyundai, starting to regret having met you. ICCU failed at midnight on the Interstate, surrounded by semis. 39 days later the car’s fixed and still in Iowa. I’m not asking for a ring. I’m asking if “America’s Best Warranty” includes the part where I get my car back.

[Valpo Football @valpoufootball]

🏅 2023 TEAM AWARDS 🏅

🏈 @ryanmann0, Offensive Player of the Year
🏈 @SamHafner1, Defensive Player of the Year
🏈 @Evan_Matthes99, Special Teams Player of the Year
🏈 @MaxSamuel0, Newcomer of the Year

#GoValpo

[Valpo Football @valpoufootball]

🥳 TEAM PLAYERS OF THE WEEK 🥳

🏈 @MaxSamuel0, Special Teams
🏈 Evan Annis, Defense
🏈 @ryanmann0, Offense
🔨 Kurt Kessen, Hammer Hit

#GoValpo

[Jennifer Patterson @UnplannedCookin]

Congrats to the Week 11 FedEx Ground FCS National Award winners and ⁦@MaxSamuel0⁩ for his honorable mention! #TeamFedEx #FedEx https://t.co/Om8c48G86F

[Jennifer Patterson @UnplannedCookin]

Congrats, @MaxSamuel0!

[Pioneer Football @pioneerftbl]

𝗣𝗙𝗟 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸
@valpoufootball linebacker Max Samuel blocked two punts, each leading to touchdowns against Stetson, becoming the 8th FCS player with two blocked kicks in a game this season.

[Valpo Athletics @valpoathletics]

A pair of blocked punts by @MaxSamuel0 and an overtime field goal by @ryanhawk__ lifted @valpoufootball to a 23-20 overtime victory over Stetson on Senior Day at Brown Field! #GoValpo

📝⬇️

https://t.co/xsXmEVSl39

[Valpo Football @valpoufootball]

.@MaxSamuel0 with his 2ND blocked punt of the day, Jeffrey Vercher scoops it and takes it into the redzone‼️
Watch live: https://t.co/GYWVvbAz8N
#GoValpo

[Valpo Football @valpoufootball]

The Beacons are on the board! @MaxSamuel0 with the blocked punt in the endzone. @19micahm scoops it for the score!
Watch live: https://t.co/GYWVvbAz8N
#GoValpo

[Valpo Football @valpoufootball]

💪 TEAM PLAYERS OF THE WEEK 💪

🏈 Defensive - Mohamed Kamara
🏈Special Teams - @MaxSamuel0

#GoValpo

[Jennifer Patterson @UnplannedCookin]

Great job, @MaxSamuel0!

[Valpo Football @valpoufootball]

Max Samuel with the blocked punt deep in SMSU territory!

Watch live on ESPN+ at https://t.co/8NCLkXdOXj.

#GoValpo

[Valpo Football @valpoufootball]

👏 Scout Team Players of the Week 👏

🏈 Mike York (@GloryBoy205), Offense
🏈 @MaxSamuel0, Defense
🏈 @hayden_bedell, Special Teams

#GoValpo

[Jennifer Patterson @UnplannedCookin]

Exciting to see another @EHSHornetsFB sign!

[Luke Sorensen @Luke_Sorensen66]

Super excited to announce my decision to continue my academic and athletic career at Denison University!!! #rolldenny @EdinaFBRecruits @EHSHornetsFB @coachhatem @CoachMosess

[Jennifer Patterson @UnplannedCookin]

🥰train travel!

[España en Latam @EspanaEnLatam]

How about travel around #Spain by train? 🚂
The #TranscantábricoTrain is the oldest and most luxury tourist train.😍 It takes 8 days to travel from #SanSebastián to #SantiagoDeCompostela.
Keep reading!

👉 https://t.co/5BwOvsymCg

#VisitSpain #SpainRoutes #SpainSustainable

[Valpo Football @valpoufootball]

MN➡️IN

This multi-sport athlete can DO. IT. ALL. 💪

Welcome to the family, @MaxSamuel0

#ValpoNSD | #ThirtySix💯

[Jennifer Patterson @UnplannedCookin]

Couldn't be prouder! 🥰

[Max Samuel @MaxSamuel0]

Super excited to announce my commitment to Valparaiso University! Thank you to all the coaches, teammates, and loved ones who helped me get to this point! @CoachLFox @CoachYoniOffit @EHSHornetsFB @TNTACADEMY1 @Jasonpotts28 @Coach_Licciardi @QuadriBusari

[Jennifer Patterson @UnplannedCookin]

Congrats! Can’t wait to see you play!

[Gatlin Samuel @gatlinsamuel23]

Committed!! #gocats @BV_CoachTerrell @BVTouchdownclub @CoachWrightD @CoachSturdy @NWBearcat_FB

[Jennifer Patterson @UnplannedCookin]

So proud of you! #CollegeFootball

[Max Samuel @MaxSamuel0]

Blessed to receive a D1 offer from Valparaiso University! @EHSHornetsFB @TNTACADEMY1 @CoachYoniOffit @CoachLFox

[Max Samuel @MaxSamuel0]

Blessed to receive a D1 offer from Valparaiso University! @EHSHornetsFB @TNTACADEMY1 @CoachYoniOffit @CoachLFox

[Jennifer Patterson @UnplannedCookin]

Congrats! Great season + @SHU__Football would be a wonderful place to land!

[Max Samuel @MaxSamuel0]

Blessed to receive the opportunity to play D1 football at Sacred Heart University @CoachGardner_ @EdinaFBRecruits @TNTACADEMY1