Eve-vee

Grumpy Ex-Snapper,hanging out,drinking coffee,making stuff,getting on with it. Life is too short to take s**t! #osteoporosis #pbc #woman 🐕‍🦺🐈‍⬛☕📷🧵🇮🇱

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

Bloody brilliant 😍😍👏👏👏

[Dominic Frisby @DominicFrisby]

Keir Starmer is Captain Flip Flop

Sound up

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

@Iromg @TalkTV Hi Mike. As a listener, totally back up your stance on the deranged pond-scum - no names, no photos! 😈😡

[Mike Graham 🇬🇧 @Iromg]

This should tell you everything you need to know. Why Britain is broken. They broke it… @Keir_Starmer @MayorofLondon

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

@TalkTV @cristo_radio *Checks notes...checks again....and again*
🤔 I have gone up and down my list and despite my best efforts, not a sausage can I find to justify it.

🤷‍♀️

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

@goffmike @TalkTV @cristo_radio I could write it with a crayon on stamp, never mind a fine liner. Dont need much space to write a big fat 0

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

More than 8,800 rape incidents were reported in London throughout 2023 - an average of 24 a day. One an hour. A rape reported an hour...

And the mayor in charge is being knighted? It does not sit right with me. AT ALL.

The man has destroyed our capital city.

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

@OliverCooper Wow! Truly speechless at yet another decision made by Starmer & Government that is totally beyond reason or indeed our countries purse strings. If Reeves has an ounce of common sense left, she would be putting her foot down & saying 'no deal, unaffordable' - yet not a peep 🙄

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

@drdavidbull Just catching up on morning shows, flicking round youtube clips etc, when I discover you too are not a fan of Gavin & Stacy! I was beginning to think i was alone in turning it off. 🥳🥸💃🤸‍♀️ YAY!

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

@TalkTV @drdavidbull @PeterBleksley For me, it's not so much the content of Starmer's speech, it's pretty much the generic Christmas speech we hear every year from them all. It was the hypocrisy of the message & mostly, the robotic insincerity with which it was delivered. 🤮

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

(2/2) and thank you for helping to keep us sane this year!
Enjoy your break too, because there is as much as 4 yrs+ of keeping us going thru this government even if Starmer goes sooner 😣

🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

@TalkTV @Iromg I love the background Mike! Far better than previous and so what if it's a bit naff? Christmas is meant to be a bit OTT, silly and make you smile even when times are tough. ☃️🎁🎅👼
Merry Christmas to you & your tech guys, (1/2)

[Madeline Grant @Madz_Grant]

Kim Leadbeater's hand-picked assisted dying committee is very clearly a stitch-up

There is no defensible reason for excluding opponents like Rachael Maskell, Dame Meg Hillier & Dr Ben Spencer in favour of mostly 2024 intake MPs with no scrutiny experience https://t.co/eEyVwGEu1m

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

@mrmarkdolan Very sorry to hear this Mark. You will be missed by viewers, guests & fellow presenters if these comments are anything to go by. The 'leftie liberal' guests who provide 'Ofcom balance', getting rid of a few of those sitting there insulting the channel while taking their coin

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Shoezone survived covid but can’t survive a Labour budget. Another victory for Rachel Reeves.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Goodnight ♥️

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

@damekatydenise_ 🤭

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

Resign? Lammy should NEVER have been given a ministerial role in the 1st place. Of all the ridiculous statements/lies made by his ministers, even Starmer & his useless advisors should have forseen how this silly little man would perform based on his previous public statements

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

Mauritius has REJECTED Lammy’s Chagos island deal.

Only David Lammy could butcher a free-sale of British strategic military land, not just once, but TWICE.

At this point Lammy should just resign.

Completely incompetent and embarrassing.

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

Genius

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land,
Keir Starmer was scheming, with taxes in hand.
The grannies were starving, no heat for their fire,
While Keir and his mates drank champagne to admire.

Two-tier Keir, with his free gear spree,
Gave handouts to cronies but left none for tea.
“Tax the poor harder!” cried Rachel, with glee,
While she filled up her purse with the rich’s decree.

"Farmer Harmer", they whispered, down in the shire,
For Keir’s latest rules set their fields aflame higher.
“And what of the windmills?” Ed Miliband chimed,
“Let’s build them in Africa—on Britain’s last dime!”

David Lammy, meanwhile, with passport in hand,
Flew off to give away some far-off land.
“Where am I going?” he asked with a grin,
“Is this Europe, or Africa, or somewhere in between?”
For Christmas this year, he’ll need quite the look—
A sturdy new map and a thick history book.

Old Rachel Thieves, was next to appear,
“Let’s rob all their pockets, my conscience is clear!”
From the rich she took nothing, they gave her a grin,
While the poor cried, “What happened? We’re skint again!”

And for those who are old, with no heating or stew,
Labour's solution is ready for you.
“Take the assisted jab; we’ll see you out right,
But do it before April, or the tax man will bite!”

Up on the rooftops, they laughed and they plotted,
While the working folk’s savings grew tattered and rotted.

For free gear Keir and his mates so dear,
Were feasting on steaks while the cupboards stayed clear.

But lo, as dawn broke, the people awoke,
And saw through the plans of this laughable bloke.
“Enough of the nonsense, the taxes, the lies,
We’re taking our votes, and we’ll cut you to size!”

So here is the moral, for those who still dream,
Of leaders who promise and then plot and scheme:
Beware of the Starmer, the Lammy, the Band,
Or you’ll find yourself penniless, hand in hand.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

‘We’ve now had two successive months of negative growth in this country and this was meant to be the great post inflation bounce back...’

On this week's #PlanetNormal @LiamHalligan delivers his verdict on the latest inflation figures.

🎧 Listen ⬇️
https://t.co/AV8lSJ5YdK

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

@TalkTV @Iromg new graphics are great but you might want to check how it looks on You tube output - we cant see them due to height and obligatory Talk onscreen graphics. A little bit of an edit needed please. Just looks like weird news screens atm.

[Eve-vee @UnplannedPixie]

@TalkTV That MP missed a few letters from his question in PMQs yesterday. 'One-trick Phoney' would have been even more accurate.
Mind you, PMQs has shown us he does have a 'personality', he can be a grumpy, loud robot too! 🤭