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Male. Knows what a woman is. Basketball. Baseball. Surfing. Weird music. Horror trash. Audio. Jaded CG artist. Don’t ask what I worked on. Blocks anime avatars.

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@ESPNNBA Charles Barkley uses a TV show the way normal people use twitter.

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@Film_lust I feel like the 180° rule got broken there at least a handful of times too

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@lazenby that 100% reads like a @dril tweet.

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@hallofgoodpod I've been smashing myself in the face with a cinderblock every day for the last billion minutes and I've only just found that you can take a screenshot of a tweet directly from the Copy Link option

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@Just2browse15 @brailmoney @Kofie That might sound corny but I believe it to be true. Wise men know that If you can’t laugh at yourself other people will step in to do it for you. And JB positions himself as being a wise man, but right now he just seems pompous.

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@Just2browse15 @brailmoney @Kofie True but theres a balance that needs to be struck with everything, and JB doesnt hit it.
“Laugh at yourself. But learn to laugh. Seriousness is a sin, and it is a disease. Laughter has tremendous beauty, a lightness.” - osho

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@brailmoney @Kofie Both of these things can be true

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@SavadFaire that is some corny movie bad guy shit you just came out with there dude, just saying. 'I love shaking hands with people I don't fuck with' - you just trying to make being a fuckin drama queen sound cool.

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@CamIsCoolin they're already calling it the Party's Over tour.

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@Isaacococ999 Tatum had been collared by NBC to do an interview before JB got anywhere near him actually. but go off.

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@jessesingal call it.

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@jessesingal this quarter has been a fucking decimation btw

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@jessesingal can I persuade you to do a deep-dive analysis on joe's new hyper touchy-feely, smiley, nice-guy demeanour during timeouts. it's unnerving.

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@ChiefKuzControl "Retroperspectively" wtf

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@BrooklynNets Jesus Christ dude.

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@jessesingal seriously that was a depressing watch. like watching a pre-season game. in prison.

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@exQUIZitely was somewhat ruined by me correctly guessing the password to the last level the first time I played it. I'm not joking.

I just randomly tried putting the last four characters on the password screen in a square - and it turned out to be right. literally the first time I played it

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Fewer than 4 effects pedals. No pedal board.

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Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?

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Remember, if you’re not happy you’re single, you won’t be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from Steph Curry, not relationships.