Unreasonable Counsel

You should definitely ask your own lawyer before listening to my advice. Like, seriously. Go ask.

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@Polymarket Agreed. Industries that are so big can't fail. There's literally no risk for anyone.

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@eurofounder Great loophole! You must have an excellent counsel!

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@unusual_whales That's better for the US. Let China be in the spotlight of international regulators.

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@Kalshi_Finance I you repeat something long enough, it stops being a lie.

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@Barchart Nike could easily turn this around by increasing prices by 200%.

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@Cointelegraph Straight out of the Trump playbook. Claim something every day until it eventually becomes true. Brilliant, everyone should be doing this!

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Get board approval after you’ve spent the money.

The money’s already gone. Saying no now would be financially irresponsible.

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@PolymarketMoney It's better to not say "likely", instead promise the launch. That makes the engineers work harder.

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@Polymarket They can't do anything. FIFA is based in Switzerland. So there's no jurisdiction.

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@zerohedge Settling is stupid. At least hold your ground and go to court. Much more action.

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@Polymarket Clearly unnecessary. Election fraud is illegal.

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@PolymarketMoney Always consider, never promise. A promise comes with legal implications.

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Never discuss founder vesting before the company is valuable.

There is no reason to ruin a friendship over money that does not exist yet.

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@coinbureau Three days is plenty. Congress can read it after they pass it.

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@Polymarket Has that war been properly declared to the rats? If not, it's clearly illegal and in breach of international law.

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@Polymarket OpenAI simply gave U.S. workers the premium+ analog application experience. Legally not an issue.

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@PolymarketMoney Just ask for more pay. Employers can't fire you if you ask nicely.

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@PolymarketMoney This is a good stance. Never tell anyone for what you are being paid. It only creates legal exposure.

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@Polymarket Just vote during recess and then declare the vote null and void due to invalid formality. Super easy to buy time!

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@Polymarket A CEO should never say this. It only makes shareholders want bigger dividends. Tell them the quarter sucked instead.