Darth Reckless

Standing on a mountaintop at 3AM goat-screaming at God

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@appmountains

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@appmountains Like James Bond if he had a brain 🖤

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@62_Continental @NotABBWLover She got herself a BIG boy 🤣 Home invaders beware. Bookworm is gonna lay them OUT.

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@NRActual 🤣🤣

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@ShamashAran

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@Gruntpa @jasonrichardson 'Have you never sighed sir?' 🤣

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@62_Continental @NotABBWLover I have seen little leather double-ended magnetic bookmarks, she may have seen the slapsap and thought it was something like one of those. Normally I'd think you(generalized) mistook an actual mag bookmark for a sap but I think you(specific) know the difference.

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Stop stealing. People are rapidly getting to the point where individuals are being punished as proxies for the whole culture. People are so sick to death of the bullshit your average soccermom is ready and willing to help beat a child to death for shoplifting and brandishing a weapon. I want you to think about what kind of culture it takes to turn people who cry at online cat videos and can't eat spicy food into the kind of person who beats kids to death.

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@TheBaconFather @genericancitizn @lecternleader He grabbed Nancy Pelosi's lectern, was wearing a stripey beanie with a boof on the top 😃

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@62_Continental @NotABBWLover Definitely will hold a book for you. It's hilarious she doesn't know what it is but

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@NotABBWLover @62_Continental Now I want a blackjack that zaps bitches. I blame you, Q.

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1.6 million square miles for the EU vs. 3.8 million for the US. 393 million acres of forest in the EU, vs 766 million acres in the US. A smaller place with a higher percentage of coverage does not mean it has more forest. 39 percent of a golf ball is still less than 34 percent of a bowling ball.

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@Onijps I don't think I ever saw the profile, likely responded to a comment at some point when I was feeling less than charitable. I'm a good guy, or at least I try to be. Nice can be a chore sometimes 😒 One of many failings.

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@RattlerInnovLLC That's disgustingly cute. I made an unmanly sound and I am not ashamed.

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@NRActual @ArmedJ0y 💀

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@NotABBWLover @62_Continental Hell ye

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@TheBaconFather Nini