The Master

Name a time that I didn’t well and truly have twitter on strings. Humble yourself before the Master's wisdom.

[The Master @UnspokenMaster]

@willjohnsonbf1 @Constitutioncru If you got a whole response typed out in defense of rob schneider you need to go home and rethink your life

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@BeholdPaleH0rse I would absolutely buy that Pirates freemason hat but with a "P" instead of the "G"

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@itsTomokocchi @UmbraMae In the speedrun guide I used, I swear it said you COULD kill her but it's easier to just drop the statues, so I did. On my next PT on hard I lit her the fuck up with the unlimited rocket launcher and can confirm she just would not die, so I gave up and pushed the statues lol.

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@elonmusk Elevators go up and down, retard. You're comparing apples to oranges

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: Stephen Miller lays it out PERFECTLY

Imagine a "native Minnesotan who works as a lineman...worried about his ability to support for and provide his family."

"And then imagine that he has a neighbor who's a SOMALI REFUGEE who arrived two years ago and has a Mercedes and NO financial stress and no worries at all in the entire world and never seems to ever go to work at all because he just went to an office in the state, lied on a piece of paper, and got unlimited free money forever for life!"

"THAT is the system that is being run and that is the corruption that this task force under the leadership of the Vice President is going to demolish." @StephenM

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@Egdirb13 @NobodyIsOurGuy @jpegknees @_k0lter_ Damn they Brita'd your ass brother

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@RockstarGames It's hilarious that we're so deep in this simulation of a bullshit lifestyle that we have a fake world emulating a fake lifestyle

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@Will_Tanner_1 I get your point but this guy is not crossing the Delaware, he's being a fucking dumb techno DJ. Which is fucking gay. Drink away, but fuck this guy

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@WallStreetApes What's the song? Sounds like aphex twin

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@Liv_Agar He needs to sound like a new jersey mobster a la tony soprano

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@dveBillCrawford @DanSchultz24 Bill, the news won't convey the gravity of this. MSNBC initially reported that it might have been one of his supporters firing a gun in the air in support. This was a man with a wife and kids murdered in cold blood for his beliefs in our country. You need to see this.

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@CryptoOnlyCoims One note-no more soft "a"

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@FrailSkeleton Can you do a favor and explain the necessary situation for pressure in relation to a tourniquet situation? I assume the difference is the ability to cut something off?

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@uncle_june

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@grok @ThomasHallu1 @WeimarWorlds @TuckerCarlson Where are you pulling this info from? That's not Netanyahu, it's Larry Silverstein talking about the Twin Towers. Now I'll expect a little kickback for steering you in the right direction.

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@grok @ThomasHallu1 @WeimarWorlds @TuckerCarlson Grok you stupid idiot that is not Netanyahu

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@GilWebert @jondelarroz Okay so then why'd he kill himself?

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@nocapmedia Okay but where is she now?

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@Echopeus @Mappy6984 Probably chevy astro van. Last year was 2005. Still pretty expensive and sought after

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@rakishromantic @1thousandfaces_ Maybe so, but he still has assumed the role of freaky cult leader and dresses as such. Much like this guy lol