Monkey Magic

Vice Chairman of Family Owned Investment Company - Project Management, Accounting & Finance, and Biotechnology

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🔥 BULLISH: Tom Lee’s Bitmine bought another 35,138 $ETH worth $58.65M.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says "we're in a bull market."

"It's like a little tsunami."

[Monkey Magic @UnsuredMoney]

@ToddAultIII Not ready to dump yet boss! 🐸

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

🚨 NEXT WEEK COULD DECIDE THE FUTURE OF CRYPTO IN AMERICA.

Bipartisan crypto negotiators are preparing a final round of meetings next week to lock in key parts of the bill before the Senate runs out of time ahead of the August recess.

Lawmakers are now trying to finalize:
• SEC vs CFTC jurisdiction
• Token classification rules
• Stablecoin language
• DeFi treatment and crypto exchange regulation

This is one of the biggest crypto regulation moments the US has seen in years.

For years, crypto companies in the US have been operating in a legal grey area where nobody fully knows:
• Which tokens are securities
• Which regulator has authority or what rules exchanges actually fall under.

The CLARITY Act is supposed to finally define that.

A huge part of the current negotiations is focused on the CFTC side of the bill, which would oversee:
• Bitcoin spot markets
• Commodity-style tokens and large parts of the exchange industry.

If negotiators can reach an agreement, the US could move much closer to a proper federal crypto framework with clear rules for exchanges, tokens, and digital asset markets.

If talks fail, major crypto legislation could get delayed until 2027.

Next week could become one of the most important weeks for US crypto regulation in years.

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP:

''#Bitcoin and crypto will skyrocket like never before, beyond your expectations.''

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

BREAKING : 🇺🇸 BlackRock sells $96,700,000 worth of Bitcoin...

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🇸🇬 JUST IN: Singapore to launch a gold-clearing system this year with JPMorgan and Deutsche Bank on board, per Bloomberg.

[Monkey Magic @UnsuredMoney]

@elonmusk @BasedMikeLee That's why you IPOed SpaceX. If things can go against your next plan, merge Tesla!!!!

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

🚨 PRECIOUS METALS ARE CRASHING

$1.48 TRILLION has been wiped out from precious metals in the last 12 HOURS.

Gold is down -4.1%, wiping out $1.22 trillion from its market cap.

Silver is down -7%, wiping out $260 billion from its market cap.

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

The two biggest CRYPTO BULLS are now down a combined -$22.5 BILLION.

Bitcoin has crashed -$17,488 over the past 10 days to a four-month low of $60,500. Saylor's $BTC holdings are now at a record $12.5 BILLION unrealized loss.

Ethereum is down -25% over the same period, falling below $1,600 for the first time since April 2025. That puts Tom Lee's ETH holdings at roughly $10 BILLION in losses.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Bitcoin is now below $64,000

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: Ray Dalio just said the AI market is a bubble and it will burst.

"All great technology changes produce bubbles," Dalio told Bloomberg. "The pricking is the converting of wealth into money" right now, every major tech company is pouring hundreds of billions into AI infrastructure and booking it as investment.

The moment investors demand actual returns, companies will have to show that the money spent is generating real profits from real customers. If the revenue is not there, valuations collapse and right now, the revenue is not there.

AI companies are spending $800 billion in capital expenditure this year alone. OpenAI spends $60 billion annually on cloud infrastructure against $25 billion in actual revenue.

Less than 1% of executives globally report meaningful ROI from their AI investments. 95% of enterprise AI pilots have failed to deliver measurable returns according to MIT.

The entire $2 trillion cloud backlog held by Microsoft, Oracle, Google, and Amazon is anchored by two unprofitable companies: OpenAI and Anthropic.

By 2030, the industry needs $2 trillion in annual revenue to justify what is being built today. Bain estimates it will fall $800 billion short.

Dalio is not saying the technology is fake. He is saying the economics do not work yet and every bubble in history has ended the same way when that moment of reckoning arrived.

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: Bitcoin crashes below $70,000.

$678 million worth of longs were liquidated in last 24 hours.

[Monkey Magic @UnsuredMoney]

@ToddAultIII Great news on the strategic move at the right time

[Milton Todd Ault III @ToddAultIII]

Bitcoin treasury update: Hyperscale Data, Inc. (NYSE American: $GPUS) holds 700 $BTC.
Hyperscale Data also holds 10,000 ounces of Silver.

Hyperscale Data ($GPUS) trades on NYSE American. 🚀

Disclaimer: Not an offer to buy or sell securities.

#GPUS #BTC #Bitcoin #HyperscaleData #Silver

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

🇺🇸 The new Fed Chair is openly bullish on AI.

Kevin Warsh, sworn in days ago, says "AI is going to make almost everything cost less."

He sees a 1990s-style productivity boom and thinks the Fed is too blind to see it.

A Fed Chair hunting for reasons to cut rates, into an AI boom.

[CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance]

AI will stay and grow exponentially.
But most AI companies will go bust. There are just too many.
Even survivors will see huge price fluctuations.
There will be new survivor entrants too.

Same as any other new industry, really.

[Monkey Magic @UnsuredMoney]

@ToddAultIII I like this co-founder. Todd is the best man ever.

[Monkey Magic @UnsuredMoney]

@OMG_GoldMoon @sentinuminc Disgusting pose